[Introduction] Life on the outside ain't what it used to be...

Jul 28, 2011 19:47

In a strange glow in the dark world with lasers, music obsessed police that talk in melody, and a judge that seems to be nothing but a mouth, time runs and is watched over.

The Warden doesn't understand any of this. More so, he doesn't understand why he's here. Why arrest him for a crime he hasn't even begun to commit yet? He never thought that usual impulsive idea he got while Jared was eating hamburgers would become something that would conquer the world if put into The Warden's twisted but ingenious hands. Honestly... it's not a bad idea. Like normal prison, the world is imperfect, so filled with flaws... in a way, it strokes his already gigantic ego.

Still, The Warden is pissed that he's a prisoner for once. That's HIS job to incarcerate people, not be incarated!

He needs to get back to his labor of love, his Superjail. His own perfect, chaotic, little world with thousands upon thousands of convicts at his disposal... it's really useless without him. No really, the prison closes automatically if he's gone. Only a childish, chaotic, twisted mind such as his can keep Superjail running. The Warden hits his head againist the bathroom wall at the urinals, but how?

Suddenly without any warning at all, a time rift appears in the bathroom of all places. After a quick washing of the hands, The Warden jumps in top hat first, he really has no time to ask where it goes, as long it gets him out of here. The rift disppears, and so does The Warden.

He awakens in the fetal position on the front lawn, still fully dressed with his cane in his hand. He soon opens his sunglasses covered eyes, and begins forming a cocky smile as he gets up.

"That'll teach those uppity Time Police to capture me-" As soon as he sees his surroundings, his words die. Sunny, green, with a large mansion ahead of him. It's normal... he has no power, no Jailbot, no anything here.

"What? Where am I?"

For the first time ever, The Warden feels exactly how the prisoners feel when they first arrive in his world...

Utterly confused and almost completely powerless.

Name: The Warden
Fandom:Superjail!
Media: TV Show 
Typist: Pash
Other relevant info: Taken from the first season finale. The Warden is a CRACKY character, y'all. That's the only warning I'm giving. Have fun!  
The first commenter acts as a welcoming committee. All following interactions are deemed later in the day, when the character is settled.

dominic cobb, falkor the luckdragon, delilah rose johnson, zz:(dropped)blind mag, !introduction, zz:(dropped)millicent bulstrode, zz:(dropped)cosmo, zz:(dropped)the warden, caranthir, zz:(dropped)hisoka kurosaki

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