Missing...

[severe_prince]

One Black Cat Missing!

One black haired feline missing. Responds to the name of Cat. Has a preference towards Slytherins and biting the hands off Gryffindors.

If found, please return to Augustus Prince.

Comments

[priscus_rowena]

I will keep an eye out, Mr Prince.

Is there anything that I might be able to do for you, in appreciation for your assistance with the virus? Anything you ask.

[severe_prince]

Cat has a preference towards eating frogs, and Gryffindors as mentioned.

As for that... I believe we should submit the findings to the medical and potions journals.

[toujourspurnoir]

You lost Cat? I can't believe it. I knew I should have come straight to the castle to check on things.

He probably got sick of you and ran away to find me.

[severe_prince]

I did not LOSE him, he wandered out.

Yes, you do that. Come here.

[toujourspurnoir]

Wandered out, my arse. I went to all the trouble of bringing him to you, and you drive him away with your wicked lies and deceit...or forgot to feed him.

Oh, I'm coming.

[severe_prince]

...

Not yet you aren't.

I don't lie to Cat.

[lestrange_ness]

Sounds like my kind of creature.

[severe_prince]

He's my Cat.

[lestrange_ness]

Have you not the capacity to think of a better name?

[severe_prince]

His name perfectly describes him.

[voila_aberforth]

I saw a black cat chewing on my cat nip plant before I chased it off and threatened to charge it with vandalism.

[severe_prince]

Are you missing any limbs?

[voila_aberforth]

No, but then I thought it only attacked frogs and Gryffindors.

[severe_prince]

What house were you in?

[voila_aberforth]

[severe_prince]

That feline is too large.

Cat is a lean, mean, feline machine of destruction and chaos.

[voila_aberforth]

Then I won't be charging you for my destroyed cat nip plant, Mr. Prince, or pain and suffering. And I'll let this one free.

[severe_prince]

On second thought, keep it around. Cat needs minions to do his bidding.