Missing...

Sep 16, 2007 19:38

One Black Cat Missing!

One black haired feline missing. Responds to the name of Cat. Has a preference towards Slytherins and biting the hands off Gryffindors.

If found, please return to Augustus Prince.

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toujourspurnoir September 17 2007, 01:40:01 UTC
You lost Cat? I can't believe it. I knew I should have come straight to the castle to check on things.

He probably got sick of you and ran away to find me.

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severe_prince September 17 2007, 01:41:49 UTC
I did not LOSE him, he wandered out.

Yes, you do that. Come here.

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toujourspurnoir September 17 2007, 01:58:18 UTC
Wandered out, my arse. I went to all the trouble of bringing him to you, and you drive him away with your wicked lies and deceit...or forgot to feed him.

Oh, I'm coming.

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severe_prince September 17 2007, 01:59:54 UTC
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Not yet you aren't.

I don't lie to Cat.

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toujourspurnoir September 17 2007, 02:10:28 UTC
These grounds go on for bloody ever. I hate it, this must be why I was staying away.

Are you sure you don't? Not ever? Not even a little bit?

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severe_prince September 17 2007, 02:14:06 UTC
Not even once.

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toujourspurnoir September 17 2007, 02:22:40 UTC
Where are you staying again?

I'll keep an eye out for Cat, since I'm coming back for him (obviously). He may have simply developed a liking for Mrs. Norris.

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severe_prince September 17 2007, 02:25:30 UTC
In the dungeons, of course.

Yes. Cat. That's not even something to joke about.

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toujourspurnoir September 17 2007, 02:34:08 UTC
They're a bit gloomy. Do they still have chains down there?

Watch him sense my presence and immediately come running back. With Mrs. Norris in tow.

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severe_prince September 17 2007, 02:39:33 UTC
I can think of better things for you to do with your mouth if you're going to continue on about my Cat and Mrs Norris.

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toujourspurnoir September 17 2007, 02:46:19 UTC
So can I, but seeing as I'm still wandering the halls it doesn't quite matter.

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severe_prince September 17 2007, 02:47:46 UTC
For Merlin's sake, just stay put. I'll come and retrieve you.

I hadn't realised you were going to play the Pied Piper for Cat.

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toujourspurnoir September 17 2007, 02:50:30 UTC
Oh, fine. Make me feel like an idiot.

It's something to do.

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severe_prince September 17 2007, 02:51:40 UTC
Perhaps I should have told you to find a shower instead, this would have been easier on both of us.

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toujourspurnoir September 17 2007, 02:53:41 UTC
Well, that wouldn't have been a problem. I remember where all of the showers in the castle are.

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severe_prince September 17 2007, 02:57:18 UTC
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Find a shower.

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