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Sep 16, 2007 19:38
One Black Cat Missing!
One black haired feline missing. Responds to the name of Cat. Has a preference towards Slytherins and biting the hands off Gryffindors.
If found, please return to Augustus Prince.
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voila_aberforth
September 19 2007, 02:25:37 UTC
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severe_prince
September 19 2007, 02:38:02 UTC
That feline is too large.
Cat is a lean, mean, feline machine of destruction and chaos.
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voila_aberforth
September 19 2007, 02:54:35 UTC
Then I won't be charging you for my destroyed cat nip plant, Mr. Prince, or pain and suffering. And I'll let this one free.
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severe_prince
September 19 2007, 02:57:55 UTC
On second thought, keep it around. Cat needs minions to do his bidding.
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voila_aberforth
September 19 2007, 02:59:20 UTC
Mr. Prince, I'm quite sure I won't. Your cat can find his own minions.
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severe_prince
September 19 2007, 03:04:20 UTC
Fine, give it to me.
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voila_aberforth
September 19 2007, 03:07:02 UTC
I'm sure there is a first year looking for this kitty somewhere. If I give it to you, it may come out mentally scarred.
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severe_prince
September 19 2007, 03:13:41 UTC
If you don't give it to me, you may come out mentally scarred.
Or even more so than you already are.
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voila_aberforth
September 19 2007, 03:30:10 UTC
Tut, tut! That's no way to speak to an elderly man.
Besides, I've already disposed of the cat in an appropriate manner.
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severe_prince
September 19 2007, 03:38:03 UTC
If the cat was a goat, I would be much more concerned about what you're doing with it.
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voila_aberforth
September 19 2007, 03:38:33 UTC
You know about Henry!?
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severe_prince
September 19 2007, 22:07:58 UTC
Everyone with two brain cells to rub together knows about Henry.
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voila_aberforth
September 20 2007, 02:34:03 UTC
They think they know, at any rate.
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severe_prince
September 20 2007, 04:01:54 UTC
It's not that big of a surprise.
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voila_aberforth
September 20 2007, 20:10:51 UTC
What isn't a surprise, Mr. Prince? What you assume you know about my life, because you're foolish enough to believe the fools at the Daily Prophet? None of them reported actualities.
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toujourspurnoir
September 19 2007, 03:00:24 UTC
All he's ever destroyed are curtains.
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Cat is a lean, mean, feline machine of destruction and chaos.
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Or even more so than you already are.
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Besides, I've already disposed of the cat in an appropriate manner.
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