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i noticed that there was a squirrel on the bird feeder today, so i called for Sidney to chase it away. When i opened the door, Sidney ran the wrong direction and the squirrel took off down the porch post, across the patio, leaped into the pool and swam to the other side, where it safely climbed out of the pool and ran up a tree. Sidney spent 10 ( Read more... )

Today started off cool... i woke up and read in bed for a while, and then karen told me that she rented Kill Bill and so we watched it and decided to go see the new one this afternoon, but my mom was like, "oh no you don't. You have to take apart your bed and you have grant letters to write. And I'd like you to look at those scholarships that i ( Read more... )

today is my 21st birthday. my parents gave me a whole crap-load of alcohol and karen and i went out and she paid for a generous portion of a new bowl for me. my grandmothers each sent me $50 check, and my mom's mom also sent me some very antique jewelry - silver and turquoise that used to belong to her mother. i'm using my dad's mom's check to ( Read more... )

I had this dream last night and it was really cute. It involved david and a bunch of other people that i know. Well, it wasn't all cute, cuz i got caught with weed. i had just bought an eighth of beautiful crystallized hairy kind bud, and i was smoking with david (he and i were married) and some other friends. after we had smoked, i was sitting ( Read more... )

last night my sister and i were very stoned and we rented the wizard of oz and played it with dark side of the moon on repeat.... man, the first time i did this, i wasn't stoned, and it was only moderately cool. last night, though, it absolutely blew my mind. it was PERFECT. karen and i sat there gaping at the TV. she goes, "this is just... ( Read more... )

paul just left my house... it was silly. karen and my mom and i were sitting around waiting for Queer Eye to come on, when i got a call from paul. he wanted to hang out, but i didn't want to drive over there and drink and then not be able to drive home... besides, i had already told karen that i would pose nude for her so she could draw me for ( Read more... )

today after school i drove around downtown for a while looking for places with "for rent" signs outside. i have about a page of phone numbers to call, which is really exciting... now seems like the perfect time to move out, it's like everywhere i look there's another sign that the time has come... i told david about how i had all these numbers to ( Read more... )

i started doing sit-ups every night before bed. yayyyyy me. i'm going to be on gladiators.

well, the cedar point weekend was a completely rockin time. when we were at state picking up tim and mike, mike's phone rang, and it was some girl on his floor and she was warning him to be careful over the weekend because she had a really bad feeling... eh, way to put a damper on our fun. we left there around 4:30 and we got to the park friday ( Read more... )