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[princeofknaves]

Ah, and how we relish to return back to the status quo. Two plus two equals four, space is infinite, the Queen trumps the King, ecetera, ecetera, ecetera.

How boring. How utterly pase. Boring boring boring boring boring.

This is my kingdom for a puncline; let's stir things up a bit, shall we?

-- Alphonse, where is your brother?

Comments

[kin_slayer]

And here I thought if anyone could appreciate the last event, it would have been you.

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[princeofknaves]

Ah, id it isn't my favorite Weasel.

[princeofknaves]

How have you been, Darhling?

[kin_slayer]

I did not realize you were such a fan.

I have been missing you, Sunshine.

[bloodseal_soul]

Rot in hell, you unimaginable bastard.

[princeofknaves]

Now, now, now, I've said it time and time again -- my father was a saint~

[bloodseal_soul]

I'm make it simple for you.

You fuck around with my brother, you die. You die over and over again, in the most painful ways I can possibly come up with, until there is nothing left of you to come back.

Or you know what? How about this.

I rip your soul out of your body.

[princeofknaves]

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt from Mephistopheles himself.

Why can't you take me less serious?

[girls_and_toys]

A pity you were returned to normal. I found it funny.

...hmm.

[Locked to the Joker//Unhackable]

What do you need with Edward?

[ Locked | Scrambled Codes ]

[princeofknaves]

I want to get phy~si~cal, phy~si~cal~

[ Locked//Unhackable]

[girls_and_toys]

Ah, I had figured as much. Be careful, his physical abilities are better than those of his brother. Not to mention Edward has the intention of...ah...

[the feed cuts off for a minute and a half, before she returns]

"Beat you down again and again until your face splits five different ways". Not exactly the kindest boy.

[ Locked//Unhackable]

[princeofknaves]

Miho, Miho, Miho, now why did you have to go and tell me that?

Knowing that the boy wants to kill me takes all of the fun out of it!

[braided_genius]

You.

You leave Alphonse the fuck alone; you've already done enough damage, you damned psychopath.

I'm going to rip your fucking entrails through your eyes, you poor bastard.

[princeofknaves]

I think you'll find what you want and what I am going to do are quite one and the same, child~

[braided_genius]

'Ch, glad the feelin' is mutual.

I've already got a head start on you, Joker.

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[princeofknaves]

But...

[law_of_reason]

Hm. I assume you're the lunatic I've heard people rambling on about?

[princeofknaves]

You're hearing others ramble on, and I'm the lunatic?

Tch, kids these days.

[law_of_reason]

So your special ability is cleverness?

[princeofknaves]

Thank you, but the price is wrong. Try again~