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[princeofknaves]

Ah, and how we relish to return back to the status quo. Two plus two equals four, space is infinite, the Queen trumps the King, ecetera, ecetera, ecetera.

How boring. How utterly pase. Boring boring boring boring boring.

This is my kingdom for a puncline; let's stir things up a bit, shall we?

-- Alphonse, where is your brother?

Comments

[braided_genius]

You.

You leave Alphonse the fuck alone; you've already done enough damage, you damned psychopath.

I'm going to rip your fucking entrails through your eyes, you poor bastard.

[princeofknaves]

I think you'll find what you want and what I am going to do are quite one and the same, child~

[braided_genius]

'Ch, glad the feelin' is mutual.

I've already got a head start on you, Joker.

1/2

[princeofknaves]

But...

[princeofknaves]

There's nothing ON my head, child!

[1/3]

[braided_genius]

[2/3]

[braided_genius]

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[braided_genius]

What-

Don't fuck with me, damn it!

[ooc: Oh god, <3 the Joker.]

[princeofknaves]

I'M NOT! Alphy's all the man I need~!

Unless you're trying to seduce me, of course. Are you trying to seduce Mr. J, butterbean?

[1/2]

[braided_genius]

BUTTERBEAN?!

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[braided_genius]

WHO YOU CALLIN' SO SHORT THAT YOU HAD TO COMPARE HIM TO BUTTER?!

[princeofknaves]

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[braided_genius]

[ooc: Ed's made the Joker speechless now. xD; Poor guy.]

[princeofknaves]

Butter is slippery, yellow, and hard only when frozen solid.

What, exactly are you trying to tell me about yourself, boy>

[braided_genius]

[princeofknaves]

I thought so.