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[princeofknaves]

Ah, and how we relish to return back to the status quo. Two plus two equals four, space is infinite, the Queen trumps the King, ecetera, ecetera, ecetera.

How boring. How utterly pase. Boring boring boring boring boring.

This is my kingdom for a puncline; let's stir things up a bit, shall we?

-- Alphonse, where is your brother?

Comments

[kin_slayer]

And here I thought if anyone could appreciate the last event, it would have been you.

1/2

[princeofknaves]

Ah, id it isn't my favorite Weasel.

[princeofknaves]

How have you been, Darhling?

[kin_slayer]

I did not realize you were such a fan.

I have been missing you, Sunshine.

1/3

[princeofknaves]

I should've brought pop--

[princeofknaves]

Sunshine!

[princeofknaves]

You've given me an i~deaaaa

[kin_slayer]

But who would bring the monkey?

And where would we find a proper mulberry bush at this time of year?

[kin_slayer]

I feel accomplished. I live to inspire.

[princeofknaves]

It~ta~chi~

[kin_slayer]

Yes, Joker-san?

[princeofknaves]

What is the only question that you cannot answer, and which will be on everyone's minds in a week's time?

[kin_slayer]

[Absolutely no change in Itachi's casually arrogant flirting manner.]

But there are so many, Joker-san.

Do I get more than one guess? Because my first is obviously on everyone's mind and not one I can answer:

How does one score a date with you? So elusive a creature has a lot of fans to dodge. I won't ask your secret though, that would ruin the mystery.

((OOC: Oh Joker you bastard. &hearts))

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[princeofknaves]

Oh hohohohohohHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAhahahahahahaaaaaaaaa...

Itachi, deary, you're going to try be a lot more charming than that if you want a piece of this Jester. [ The sound of lips being licked ] Or wear a harlequinn outfit

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[kin_slayer]

I love your laugh, it is so infectious.

Joker, Sunshine, I am afraid charm is not my chief skill. Besides, there are a lot of others who have prior claim to your attention--I did mention I liked to watch, didn't I?

Harlequin? Must you use references that escape me? Speak my language, Sunshine, and I will speak yours.

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[princeofknaves]

I think my language would scar your pretty little face, dear~