[Blog] Man, I feel like a-

[pride_of_kiwi]

 Y'JUST CAN'T KEEP YOUR GODDAMN LAUGHIN' GEAR SHUT CAN YA Y'GITS. SO I'M ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY TWO BLOODY CENTIMETERS TALL. I'VE GOT KNOCKERS Y'WANKERS. C-CUPS OF JUSTICE IS WHAT THEY ARE.

NOW IF I HEAR 'DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY' OR 'SIR' ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BE SCHEDULING YOU LOT FOR AN APPOINTMENT WITH SAINT PETER AT THE PEARLY GATES.

Maddie, Amelia. You

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[salylimon]

...Oye, Penny. Are you okay-?

IT'S A TRAP

[pride_of_kiwi]

Honky dory, darlin'.

[Screened to Milo]
I'm... I'm not that manly am I, Milo?

[Screened to Penny] OH GOD.

[salylimon]

...manly? Behavior-wise or in terms of appearance? Because I think you're just tough and headstrong, Penny. Y te miras bien. Muy bonita, even. In your own unique way, no sabes?

[Screened to Milo] CORRECT ANSWER: CONGRATS, YOU LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY

[pride_of_kiwi]

Oh, If y'weren't hot to trot with Jiwa and I weren't stuck in this cell, I'd give ya a kiss for that~ You're too sweet~

[missile_crisis]

What's wrong, querida?
Not having ~*~fun~*~?

[la_grand_vie]

Could this possibly be police harassment? You flaunt your tie with the law so much.

Go out and arrest people who deserve it before I report you for whatever you have done to my friend.

[missile_crisis]

You can't really report me for arresting someone who has committed a misdemeanor.

Rich of you of all people to bring up harrassment.

[la_grand_vie]

Arresting is one thing, but flaunting your authority is a flaw of character.

Cassie toi, I do nothing more than flirt. I do not demean people when they are feeling down, like you seem so fond of doing.

[la_grand_vie]

Chere. Chere. Calm down. You do not look masculine at all.

And I will keep my eye on them both. They can't do much under my roof that I'm not aware of.

[pride_of_kiwi]

Is it the Moko? The height? I don't mind the discrepancy when I'm in the drag, but I was wearing a skirt, mate. A bleedin' skirt...

Oh Mariii, what would I do without you~?

[la_grand_vie]

Normally women do not have such beautiful tattoos as you do, but I only love them for you. Men are blind, chere, and cannot fully appriciate such a wonderful woman like yourself. You should not listen to the blind man telling you how to see.

Now, now. I am just their mother. I have been doing this for practically all of my life. You, on the other hand, have helped us a tremendous amount. Amelia and Madison would not be where they are if it were not for you, ma belle.

[pride_of_kiwi]

Y-you're just saying that~ But taa, darlin'.

My bru's two sammies short of a picnic if he can't see what a brilliant sheila he's got with 'im. If he ever gives ya trouble, you just let me know.

As for the girls, why, I'm dead chuffed y'picked our agency for the job. Here's to our partnership for a good while longer~

[pride_of_kiwi]

Y'think so? Y'really think so? But I'm not nearly as pretty and feminine as you, mate. I don't get how they manage to overlook the assets, dear, it's beyond me.

Aha, I'd love to! Soon as m'bail's been posted by the agency, I'll be home in a tic.

[Response from cell... in a cell :D]

[pride_of_kiwi]

Bru! Aw hell, no need to flatter an old bird like me~ But I'll take ya up on that offer anyway~ You look so cute in your little suite~