[Blog] Man, I feel like a-

[pride_of_kiwi]

 Y'JUST CAN'T KEEP YOUR GODDAMN LAUGHIN' GEAR SHUT CAN YA Y'GITS. SO I'M ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY TWO BLOODY CENTIMETERS TALL. I'VE GOT KNOCKERS Y'WANKERS. C-CUPS OF JUSTICE IS WHAT THEY ARE.

NOW IF I HEAR 'DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY' OR 'SIR' ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BE SCHEDULING YOU LOT FOR AN APPOINTMENT WITH SAINT PETER AT THE PEARLY GATES.

Maddie, Amelia. You

Comments

[missile_crisis]

What's wrong, querida?
Not having ~*~fun~*~?

[la_grand_vie]

Could this possibly be police harassment? You flaunt your tie with the law so much.

Go out and arrest people who deserve it before I report you for whatever you have done to my friend.

[missile_crisis]

You can't really report me for arresting someone who has committed a misdemeanor.

Rich of you of all people to bring up harrassment.

[la_grand_vie]

Arresting is one thing, but flaunting your authority is a flaw of character.

Cassie toi, I do nothing more than flirt. I do not demean people when they are feeling down, like you seem so fond of doing.

[missile_crisis]

I think the situation is a bit beyond your understanding.

...of course you don't.

[pride_of_kiwi]

If your co-workers weren't arses, I wouldn't mind the R&R~

[missile_crisis]

I might believe that if you weren't pouting at me from across the room.

[pride_of_kiwi]

But it's so boring, Rodríguez. And I'm so fagged out and that bloke over by the water cooler keeps calling me 'Sir' and he means it.

[missile_crisis]

.......
...I'm going to get into so much trouble for this.

Key, you owe me so many fancy cenas por what I am about to do, sabes?

I REGRET NOTHING.

[pride_of_kiwi]

Whatever you'd like, luv <3 How about a few pints of ice cream on me~?

[missile_crisis]

...Key, you are making me have second thoughts already.

[pride_of_kiwi]

Of course. With dessert, there's always room for seconds~

[missile_crisis]

Key. I will leave you in here if you don't shut up.

[pride_of_kiwi]

What if I smiled really nicely instead?

[missile_crisis]

...acceptable.