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pride_of_kiwi

[Blog] Man, I feel like a-

Jan 23, 2011 00:38

Y'JUST CAN'T KEEP YOUR GODDAMN LAUGHIN' GEAR SHUT CAN YA Y'GITS. SO I'M ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY TWO BLOODY CENTIMETERS TALL. I'VE GOT KNOCKERS Y'WANKERS. C-CUPS OF JUSTICE IS WHAT THEY ARE.

NOW IF I HEAR 'DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY' OR 'SIR' ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BE SCHEDULING YOU LOT FOR AN APPOINTMENT WITH SAINT PETER AT THE PEARLY GATES.

Maddie, Amelia. You ( Read more... )

genderbending, fuckity fuck fuck fucked, gitface

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You have successfully made baby bro awkward. <3 remylee January 23 2011, 06:30:02 UTC

...J-justice?

Day = Complete <3 pride_of_kiwi January 23 2011, 06:36:06 UTC

That's right. Justice.

Heehee. remylee January 23 2011, 06:48:34 UTC

Uhh... Okay. Never heard it put quite like that before, but...

pride_of_kiwi January 23 2011, 06:59:12 UTC

Men have names for theirs don't they? I think a sheila's entitled to arbitrarily refer to her assets as well.

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das_vedanya January 23 2011, 06:46:21 UTC

There is nothing being wrong with tall women Penny.

pride_of_kiwi January 23 2011, 06:57:44 UTC

Seems these dags might not agree but I suppose that doesn't really matter does it? You're too sweet, Ivana~ It's so good to know Amelia isn't getting involved with any stirrers.

das_vedanya January 23 2011, 07:17:02 UTC

"Stirrers"? Are these stirrers bad? And "dags"? Are these dags the ones being so mean to you?

*such a good role model* pride_of_kiwi January 23 2011, 07:27:11 UTC

Aye, you could say that. You could also call them 'wankers'. Or 'gits'. Or 'poxy bastards'.

None of which could be said for you, luv. If anyone ever gives you trouble for anything, you can just respond with one of those names~

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