Yo. LJ has a messenger. We're all in trouble now. Let me know if you've used it or plan on using it.

Hi.

I've been internetless for 13 days and you missed me so much it hurts you inside. If you posted something riveting or hilarious since October 13th, and I failed to respond, take note of my sincere apology: I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, and "OMG" and "LMAO", respectively.

What I've been up to in the past 13 daysI've been employed for 10 days. It's the ( Read more... )

Damnit. I have a HP printer that is not working properly. It's not brand new but it's not any older than the computer, either. Anyway, when I go to their website, the only things I can find are essentially ads for new products. Where the hell would I look for, like, troubleshooting or something ( Read more... )

I'm putting up my halloween decorations today. What? It's almost October.
We really don't have much any money to be spending on decorations and candy this year. Thank goodness I'm a packrat and still have the stuff from the last few years, including 40 miles of spider-web and 2 gallons of fog juice ( Read more... )

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Oh, God. You should see/hear some of these commercials they're running for the gubernatorial race.
"Gallagher: Liberal. Pro-Choice. Anti-Gun." Sounds like somebody you'd vote for, no? Too bad the announcer's tone of voice said, "Gallagher: Like Hitler. Eats babies. Killed your grandma."

**This ad paid for endorsed by a guy who prides himself on ( Read more... )

Here we go again.

Ernesto must have relatives in Cuba. He dosen't seem to want to leave.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ( Read more... )

Stolen from metaquotes. Here.

A collage of my interests:

( My Interests Collage! (NSFW) )

Okay, it's kinda Angie's fault for getting me started with this whole Alaskan pipeline thing.
The whole thing should have nearly no effect on (US)American gas consumption ( Read more... )