I suppose you could comfort yourself with the fact that they're not going to be racially marginalized by anyone who makes much of themselves. Racist biddies.
Yeah. When I said ". . .they're not hispanci enough", I was refering to my kids.
My pobrecitos have had a LOT of trouble when it comes to identifying their race. I ALWAYS mark {X}Hispanic on every form I fill out for them (thinking ahead to scholarships and what-not, natch). Their names slide of your tongue like melted butter when you say 'em in Spanish. Somehow, though, when they tell people they're Puerto-Rican, the response is always, "No, you're not".
Yeah. I just made that up. In MY family, we change our race once a month or so. In September, we will be of Jamaican decent. 'Cuz being dirty white trash just ain't as cool as it used to be.
Dearest Dawn, I am so sorry your neighbors suck so much ass. You and your kids are ROCKSTAR AWESOME and no one should mess WIF you. They probably make lice an Ringworms and Shimmy shmmy Coco Bop Fifty LEGGED BACON CLICKIES Bugs when they're not perfecting their FILTHY FILTHY SPEEDFREAK Recipes. GOD BLEESS YOU AND YOUR NINOS!! I'm going to make a special prayer to God and his Surfer Son to give all who trouble you HOLY BITCH SLAPS. Ps. IS Diaf like a RICE PILAF but it REALLY REALLY HURTS YOUR TEEF? ME AM CLUELESS!!
I can't. I'm too busy farming pinworms, scabies and flesh-eating ticks. As soon as they're ready, I'm gonna unleash 'em all on the neighborhood. And they'll be German-Irish.
No. They're Puerto Rican. Most of this complex is hispanic, a couple dozen black families, 20 or so white families, and the rest (my family included) could be considered "mixed race" households.
The thing is, though, my kids have blonde hair and blue eyes (as I mentioned) and thier stepfather (Dan) is a light-skinned mixed (puerto-rican and white) guy. So people look at our family and assume we're good for nothing white trash.
I know I could be projecting a lot of this, but everything I said in the post is FACT. Those children are not allowed in our apartment because of the reasons stated. I don't even TALK to these people. So any idea they have of what is or is not going on in my house is purely conjecture and RUMOR. (Which makes me wonder WHO started saying things that made these people think this way
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LOL oh I just wondered....because I remember from school that black kids didn't get lice - something about the texture of their hair.
What sucks the most is that your kids have to deal with this. Well, that, and the fact that those dumbass parents are setting shitty examples for their own kids. It'll be an endless cycle of stupidity.
dirty white folk...you all are... is why i went to checking that hispanic box on all the applications. may not be able to tell in a public pool, but my dad is puerto rican....don't you regret being less forward in HS now???
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I suppose you could comfort yourself with the fact that they're not going to be racially marginalized by anyone who makes much of themselves. Racist biddies.
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My pobrecitos have had a LOT of trouble when it comes to identifying their race. I ALWAYS mark {X}Hispanic on every form I fill out for them (thinking ahead to scholarships and what-not, natch). Their names slide of your tongue like melted butter when you say 'em in Spanish. Somehow, though, when they tell people they're Puerto-Rican, the response is always, "No, you're not".
Yeah. I just made that up. In MY family, we change our race once a month or so. In September, we will be of Jamaican decent. 'Cuz being dirty white trash just ain't as cool as it used to be.
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I am so sorry your neighbors suck so much ass. You and your kids are ROCKSTAR AWESOME and no one should mess WIF you. They probably make lice an Ringworms and Shimmy shmmy Coco Bop Fifty LEGGED BACON CLICKIES Bugs when they're not perfecting their FILTHY FILTHY SPEEDFREAK Recipes. GOD BLEESS YOU AND YOUR NINOS!! I'm going to make a special prayer to God and his Surfer Son to give all who trouble you HOLY BITCH SLAPS.
Ps. IS Diaf like a RICE PILAF but it REALLY REALLY HURTS YOUR TEEF? ME AM CLUELESS!!
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DIAF means Die In A Fire. Now take that acronym and spread it throughout the intarweb as you see fit.
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I'll throw in some ear mites for good measure.
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The thing is, though, my kids have blonde hair and blue eyes (as I mentioned) and thier stepfather (Dan) is a light-skinned mixed (puerto-rican and white) guy. So people look at our family and assume we're good for nothing white trash.
I know I could be projecting a lot of this, but everything I said in the post is FACT. Those children are not allowed in our apartment because of the reasons stated. I don't even TALK to these people. So any idea they have of what is or is not going on in my house is purely conjecture and RUMOR. (Which makes me wonder WHO started saying things that made these people think this way ( ... )
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What sucks the most is that your kids have to deal with this. Well, that, and the fact that those dumbass parents are setting shitty examples for their own kids. It'll be an endless cycle of stupidity.
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