Escape 011

[prefers_chess]

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[Voice]

[alexis_castle]

You could use plastic everything. Then you wouldn't have dishes to do.

[Voice]

[prefers_chess]

Which would dramatically increase the amount of garbage to take out. Some trade-off.

[Voice]

[alexis_castle]

Just trying to help.

[Voice]

[prefers_chess]

The offer of unsolicited advice has been noted.

[adamantined]

It's hard to have a summer vacation when there isn't actually any school.

[prefers_chess]

It still defies the natural order to be assigned schoolwork during the summer.

[adamantined]

Unless you feel compelled to do it by like a curse or something you don't have to do it.

[prefers_chess]

Hence, why I have chosen to refrain.

Have you emancipated all your slaves by now?

[sword_boy]

An Italian Renaissance? Do you even know the circumstances in which that occurred? I severely doubt that could have happened with reptiles. Wait, why reptiles?

[ooc; little note, I'm a history major, with some focus in early modern, I will argue the Italian Renaissance thing to the ground fyi]

[prefers_chess]

Do space aliens have no appreciation for irony or sarcasm?

[OOC: I am most decidedly not a history major! And I imagine Rudy's not any particular expert, either, so he'll probably deflect the conversation if it starts getting too in-depth.]

[sword_boy]

You do realize that I am human first? The space alien thing is an unfortunate side effect.

[prefers_chess]

In that case, do humans with the unfortunate side effect of being space aliens have no appreciation for irony or sarcasm?

[caughtthebullet]

Is that your way of handing out financial advice?

[prefers_chess]

I don't give handouts.

Curious that no one's done it yet, though.

[caughtthebullet]

And now you've taken the element of surprise out of it.

[prefers_chess]

I can hardly be faulted for that, considering it occurred merely because everyone else is slow on the uptake.

[had_not_lived]

You never know, your roommate could come back.

And well, I guess people think the reward's worth the work. I might myself if I can think of anything interesting to say.

[prefers_chess]

Provided I'm not gone before he does, that'd be okay.

People are also assuming the reward will actually work, which is as yet unproven.

[had_not_lived]

Some of the bad curses have been bad enough that it seems worth a try.

[prefers_chess]

And if it doesn't work, everybody catered to our jailers for nothing.