My mom gave me a trash bag full of potatoes. This means potato latkes for the next 3 weeks :)

Last night I washed Uncle Sylvester and vacuumed him well. He was nice enough to give me the $20.00 in his console I didn't know I had lost for doing so. However, I am dissapointed that Uncle Sylvester was also hiding my flask. Bad! Sylvester, Bad!

My car is a lush :-/

I'm feeling damn right sassy today!!@#

Damn straight! Right on!

I really need a cigarette :P

I feel like pure adulturated shit. I don't even think I have been to sleep yet. Notice I say think, cuz I really don't remember if I fell asleep, or for how long. I am wobbiling as I walk ( Read more... )

Was very dissaponting. Nothing will ever beet the original with Mista Wilder!!@#

I was on my way to work this morning, driving down Eisenhower Ave. I glanced over at an older Asian man jogging. I didn't think anything of it, until I realized he was jogging without any shoes, not even socks! I really didn't know what to think except, those are going to be some crusty feet.

I am not attempting to offend anyone, but it is something that has been a question of mine for a while now. Why, on myspace (where i noticed), does everyone snap a picture of themselves in the mirror with the camera showing? Is this a new fashion image? Some of the best pictures I have seen, are the ones that people take of themselves, with the ( Read more... )

Sex

I had the worst time attempting to sleep last night, or this morning should I say. I finally laid down around 1 am and then woke at 1:45. I was so disoriented, my first thought was that my clock froze and oh shit, I am late for work. Then I realized that the oven clock had the same time and I must be going crazy ( Read more... )

I have been at wors since 7 this am. It is only 8:35 am and I feel like I have been here all day. Once 3:00 comes, I am out the door! I cannot wait to see what events await me today.

Hopefully good ones.