Drabble: "Pink Socks"

[pre_raphaelite1]

Blame this on marilla82 who made me do an on-demand drabble for her on YM that was of "pink socks" and "any pairing".

*shakes head at her*

She really shouldn't have.

Comments

[marilla82]

I think I threw up a little in my mouth. I mean that it the best way possible.

[pre_raphaelite1]

Of course you do. This is your fault, you realise.

[marilla82]

I do! I really, really do!

And by the by, I don't think I truly appreciated this level of depravity at 4:00 AM. But now, in the light of day, I can tell you that this is seriously perverse.

*squicks all over herself*

[pre_raphaelite1]

*snorts*
Serves you right for demanding such things of me.

[wildestranger]

That's the most depraved thing I've ever read. You filthy pervert, you.

[pre_raphaelite1]

Really? EVER?

*contemplates how to top this one then*

Fic: Pink Socks

[rosewillread]

I want Marilla's icon to review this with.
Very nicely done.

Re: Fic: Pink Socks

[pre_raphaelite1]

*grins*
I do adore that icon!

And thanks for reading! I do apologise for this.

Re: Fic: Pink Socks

[secondsilk]

Please, don't apologise.
Someone had to do it, and I know we were safer in your hands than anyone else's.
Although, if you could have chosen any pairing, how did you end up with that one. It is deliciously twisted.

Re: Fic: Pink Socks

[pre_raphaelite1]

*laughs*
I shall take that as a grand compliment then. *fondles you a bit whilst your in my hands*

Um... That's a good question. I just write these things without any real thought, as they are timed for 10 minutes which isn't enough time to plan anything. I thought when I started it that it was Luna... But when I got to the "eternal youthfulness of her pink socks" bit, I realised it was Umbridge. So I kept going and got to the end, knew I had to identify the bloke and figured "what the hell, let's make this really squicky because marilla82 deserves it." *giggles*

Really though, I do like fics where you can have one complete notion as you're reading it and everything shifts in one single word. Like, here, if I had at the end identified them as Luna and Neville, or Hermione and Ron, or even Lily and James... it would have been pretty hot. But two words, simple names, make this so very squicky.

Right, I'll stop overanalysing things now. *blushes*

[donnaimmaculata]

(Here via wildestranger)

Dolores sex is sick and filthy by definition. There totally should be more of it. Well done!

[pre_raphaelite1]

(Welcome!)

*laughs*
It is filthy. And I'm sure there's going to be more of it after the movie comes out. I've half a mind now to write Umbridge/Mrs Norris... because Umbridge does seem to like her cats.

Thanks!

[donnaimmaculata]

Ooh, I can just hear Dolores simper and coo "Who's a good little pussy?" while Mrs Norris is, ah, grooming her.

[pre_raphaelite1]

Hahah! Yes!

I think you should write that!

*waits not so patiently for more*

[shaggydogstail]

Tchl, tch, that was very wrong and bad. I'm afraid I'm going to have to spank you now.

*fondles paddle*

[pre_raphaelite1]

*nods, chagrined*
Yes. It was very bad and I shall endure my punishment in quiet acceptance.
*bends over the desk, letting her plaid skirt ride up to show her knickers*