Drabble: "Pink Socks"

[pre_raphaelite1]

Blame this on marilla82 who made me do an on-demand drabble for her on YM that was of "pink socks" and "any pairing".

*shakes head at her*

She really shouldn't have.

Comments

[donnaimmaculata]

(Here via wildestranger)

Dolores sex is sick and filthy by definition. There totally should be more of it. Well done!

[pre_raphaelite1]

(Welcome!)

*laughs*
It is filthy. And I'm sure there's going to be more of it after the movie comes out. I've half a mind now to write Umbridge/Mrs Norris... because Umbridge does seem to like her cats.

Thanks!

[donnaimmaculata]

Ooh, I can just hear Dolores simper and coo "Who's a good little pussy?" while Mrs Norris is, ah, grooming her.

[pre_raphaelite1]

Hahah! Yes!

I think you should write that!

*waits not so patiently for more*

Dolores/Mrs Norris; with the added bonus of adverbial abuse

[donnaimmaculata]

The night was cold and stormy, but Dolores was tucked in happily under her warm patchwork rug with a nice cup of hot cocoa. Pulling her favourite pink cardigan tight around her shoulders, she sighed contently and leaned back, closing her eyes. Almost absentmindedly, she let her hand wander down until it reached the squashy warm mound over her lap. It vibrated very satisfactorily under her fingers, and she pressed down, ever so slightly, forcing it further between her spread legs. It was so nice! Captured between her fleshy, feminine thighs, the small furry body created delicious vibrations that transmitted right into the very centre of her womanhood. Over the sound of incessant purring, Dolores could also discern the sounds of enthusiastic licking, wet and hungry, as the caretaker's cat was grooming her in this most intimate manner. This was lovely! It was almost nicer than watching the Potter boy draw his own blood with her quill. - The memory gave her an extra thrill, and Dolores moaned happily, pressing Mrs Norris' wet nose and

Re: Dolores/Mrs Norris; with the added bonus of adverbial abuse

[stephanometra]

I hate you so much.

(And I mean that in the kindest and best way possible.)

Re: Dolores/Mrs Norris; with the added bonus of adverbial abuse

[donnaimmaculata]

Don't you like romantic fiction? *innocent*

Re: Dolores/Mrs Norris; with the added bonus of adverbial abuse

[brilliant_snark]

Nope, this is MORE wrong.

More please! ;)

Re: Dolores/Mrs Norris; with the added bonus of adverbial abuse

[donnaimmaculata]

I used to be a serious fic writer, you know.

Don't tempt me. Do not tempt me! *is haunted by thoughts of more Dolores sex*

Re: Dolores/Mrs Norris; with the added bonus of adverbial abuse

[brilliant_snark]

*tempts*

*is evil*

Re: Dolores/Mrs Norris; with the added bonus of adverbial abuse

[donnaimmaculata]

You truly are evil!

*can't resist*

I might write more; currently, I'm desperately looking for a very, ah, unique ficlet by soawen, where Umbridge forces Ron to wear her frilly knickers. Now, there was a concept you don't often see. - In the meantime, have another Umbridge ficlet; it's short, it's gen, it's truly creepy.

Re: Dolores/Mrs Norris; with the added bonus of adverbial abuse

[pre_raphaelite1]

*glee*

Oh yes, that's just lovely. The cooing is delightful! As are the horrible cliched euphamisms that really work for Umbridge. *giggles*

Thank you for the wonderful perversion! *adores*

Re: Dolores/Mrs Norris; with the added bonus of adverbial abuse

[donnaimmaculata]

*is proud of sickness of brain*

I figured Dolores was the type to indulge in the more purple version of the romantic genre. She also uses phrases like "throbbing wand of magical delight" and "milky potion of his passion" and suchlike.