Or so the world and I plead.

What began innocently enough with "decapitating house elves" and lead the way to a "a death eater pinata party" now ends with the final two "paintings" of my career we all hope..

For katilara who asked for Fred and George, flying objects, and stick-figure Slytherins:
( Revenge of the Ducks )

I really should not be encouraged to be "artistic". Really.

This is #2 in a "series" now that began with "Three Strikes" and will continue with art for katilara and marilla82.

But really? All complaints thanks can be directed at queen_liah for whom the follow "death eater meeting" was created.

( When Voldie's Away... )

Right, so first off, thank you to everyone who's already voted in my "poll on elf eradication"! If you've not voted yet, please do so!

And in case you needed some help making your decisions, I am now offering up relavant illustrations below the cut.

Do look even if you've voted for these are true masterpieces of great artist merit by me.

( Three strikes and it's still dead )

Blame this on marilla82 who made me do an on-demand drabble for her on YM that was of "pink socks" and "any pairing".

*shakes head at her*

She really shouldn't have.

( Pink Socks )

I think my muse might be slowly returning? *pleads and prays and hopes and offers chocolate and sexual favours to her* I think my main problem is that all my current WiP's and bunnies are things for people and now my brain is twitching about responsiblity and obligation and GAH! *hates brain* That said, I will get them done. I'm trying, lovelies. * ( Read more... )

*cackles madly*

In honour of my 1 year porniversary and this post I made last night, shaggydogstail has outdone herself!

It's Remus/Sirius. It's meta!Crack about ME! It's love!

Go read it by clicking Here!!!

After a lot of build-up, far too much time, a few WiP readings, multiple demands from wildestranger, and much fear from marilla82; my fisting squick!fic is finally done.

This is written for my lovely marilla82 who I delight in disturbing (and sleeping with). I promised to write something purely for the intention of making her want to spork her eyes out ( Read more... )