i have no FUCKING clue what the hell this community is about. therefore, i don't know what to post. i see no connection between previous posts. yes, i know there's a long explanation in the information section, but am i supposed to rant about my love for smoking? rant about a hate for hoolia roberts? what? somebody want to help me out here?

Scripture for porn

i just took the biggest most painful shit EVER. i hadn't gone in like a week and a half. all day i've had the mcgurgles and i knew something huge was going to happen, but NOTHING could have prepared me for this. not only was it about a week's worth of shit in one load, but it burned like fuck. i don't know if you know how painful burning fuck is, ( Read more... )

crazy bengals fan wandering around in jacksonville before the game. he had had something like twenty shots ( Read more... )

Sorry I haven't been posting much, but I have been busy performing exorcisms. Here are some before and after pics of my last exorcism.

Before the exorcism...just look what the evil incarnate, Julia Roberts, had done to this poor soul:


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NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME, YOU
FUCKING WORTHLESS LITTLE PIECES OF SHIT. YOU WILL
UPDATE MORE OFTEN OR I'M GOING TO TEAR YOUR
BALLS OFF AND STUFF THEM DOWN YOUR SCRAWNY LITTLE
THROATS! YOU HEAR ME, MAGGOTS? I'M GOING TO PUNCH
YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT!

Whoever put Propagandhi into the background image of the community wins 10 billion awesome points from the Living man-God. I didn't notice it until today, heh.

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At the risk of sound pretentious I'm thinking about making a manifesto for the site. It'll be a serious one. I like humor and whatnot, but I also like something backing it up. What I want to ask all of you is do you think it would be a good idea or not? It'll basically be about a disdain for religion and whatnot ( Read more... )