YOU MAGGOTS ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY FUN HERE. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO ENJOY STANDING IN STRAIGHT LINES AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO ENJOY MASSAGING YOUR OWN WAND. MY ORDERS ARE TO WEED OUT ALL NONHACKERS WHO DO NOT PACK THE GEAR TO SERVE IN MY BELOVED CORPS. BECAUSE I AM HARD, YOU WILL NOT LIKE ME. BUT THE MORE YOU HATE ME, THE MORE YOU WILL LEARN. I AM ( Read more... )

LISTEN UP, HERD. YOU MAGGOTS HAD BETTER START LOOKING LIKE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS RECRUITS. DO NOT THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT YOU ARE MARINES. YOU JUST DROPPED BY TO PICK UP A SET OF DRESS BLUES. AM I RIGHT, LADIES?

IF YOU LADIES LEAVE MY ISLAND, IF YOU SURVIVE RECRUIT TRAINING, YOU WILL BE A WEAPON, YOU WILL BE A MINISTER OF DEATH, PRAYING FOR WAR. BUT UNTIL THAT DAY YOU ARE PUKES! YOU'RE THE LOWEST FORM OF LIFE ON EARTH. YOU ARE NOT EVEN HUMAN FUCKING BEINGS. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT UNORGANIZED GRABASSTIC PIECES OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT! BECAUSE I AM HARD, YOU WILL NOT ( Read more... )