potterthegreat
May 03, 2005 08:35
Mum and Dad sent me another owl about the Auror program. They're not really fooling anyone, you know. Sticking in bit after bit of how much good recruits are needed.
I need parents who have NO PRIDE IN THEIR SON AT ALL.
Or something.
potterthegreat
Apr 12, 2005 14:54
Attention.
I am BORED.
This does not bode well for you, Hogwarts!
potterthegreat
Mar 11, 2005 11:07
I broke into Filch's closet. Got the last of it!
That cleaning stuff won't plauge the halls of THIS institution. No siree.
potterthegreat
Mar 01, 2005 16:36
I FOUND THE HARDEST PART.
And the proper book. SO WE CAN FINALLY MANAGE THIS.
Hah.
potterthegreat
Feb 16, 2005 15:21
A firstie threw up in the Common Room.
So, if anyone is wondering, that's why the Common Room smells.
So don't ask.
Right.
potterthegreat
Feb 13, 2005 15:11
That's a bloody stupid idea.
LET'S DO IT.
potterthegreat
Dec 03, 2004 05:58
I HAVE IDEAS.
PADFOOT WORMTAIL MOOOOOOOOONY I HAVE IDEAS!
potterthegreat
Oct 12, 2004 15:02
Did you know that if you put one of these things under your matress and ignore it, it'll eat straight through to your bum in only a few days?
Cause it will.
In other news, my arse hurts.
And Umbridge? You're a tit. This also applies to all Lestranges, Malfoys and the occasional Black.
Especially you, Padfoot. Really.
potterthegreat
Aug 30, 2004 19:36
SOME PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TAKE A BLOODY JOKE
ESPECIALLY WHEN THE JOKE IS PARTICULARLY CLEVER AND FUNNY
WHICH THIS ONE WAS OW LEGGO PADFOOT YOU BERK