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[potterthegreat]

Did you know that if you put one of these things under your matress and ignore it, it'll eat straight through to your bum in only a few days?

Cause it will.

In other news, my arse hurts.

And Umbridge? You're a tit. This also applies to all Lestranges, Malfoys and the occasional Black.

Especially you, Padfoot. Really.

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[hem_hem]

You know, young man, nothing makes the world go around like kindness to your fellow wizardkind.

[potterthegreat]

And nothing makes me want to wretch more than seeing you write all slanty like that.

GOWAY.

[siriuslythebest]

I AM NOT A TIT.

[potterthegreat]

TIT TIT TIT TIT BIG HARRY TIT.

[siriuslythebest]

WHAT THE HELL PRONGS I SAID YOU COULD BE THE BASS.

[potterthegreat]

I DO NOT WANT TO BE A FISH.

And you are a tit.

My arse still hurts, Padfoot!

[cor_leonis]

so are you.