3532: The Secrets That Suethors Make Up - Selena Alexandra Evans and company

[pottersues]

It's time for Tropes Sue Week.

This weeks Sue is for the trope Canon Defilement. TV Tropes does say, “it is important to note that Canon Defilement does have a subjective side to it. Sometimes, one person's Canon Defilement is another person's fanfiction idea - and criticisms about it being Canon Defilement sometimes get responded to with a big

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[beacon80]

Let's see, Lady Malfoy is a Black and since the there is no male Evans, she can't be pureblood. The Evans families are pureblood elven and they are women; however, Harry Potter's grandmother married a muggleborns, but Lily Evans married a pure blood wizard named James Potter making Harry Potter a pureblood elven and wizard. You, Master are a pureblood, and Draco's mother is a pureblood elven who is royalty and is the last female of the Elven race.
This contradicts itself so much I've gone cross-eyed. How do you not understand what "pureblood" means?

[yemi_hikari]

... considering the fact they think Draco can actually biologically be this OC's child and not Narcissa's despite the fact we all know Narcissa had to be carrying a child for Lucius to even suspect Draco was hers... I don't think the writer understands how DNA works.

[darth_gojira]

"Another house is being added to Hogwarts? Guardians are going to be chosen to protect Hogwarts. Bill Weasley and Severus Snape are secret keepers? Whose worry about Voldemort when there's betrayal, lies, deceit and drama, inside the Order of the Phoenix and at Hogwarts? ("

This is like a PILEUP of terrible ideas