Comments | pottersues: 0025: No Simplicity

pottersues

0025: No Simplicity - Amy

Apr 29, 2003 21:51

Another super-short one. I'm guessing that this author is, at most, twelve.

TITLE: No Simplicity
PERPETRATOR: SilverRose12

SUE-O-METER: (how bad is it?)

WRITING:

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y - hogwarts years (non-specific), ph - gryffindor house, nts - no last name, pw - girl power - not!, ph - muggleborn, rating - awful, sw-o - bitchiwitch, pc - bully/bullies, sw-o - quanonreip, b - unknown eye color, b - unknown hair color, pc - bloodwrath hufflepuff, pc - jerk/anti sue

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pottersues April 29 2003, 21:32:37 UTC

Duh. She's keeping Harry and Mary-Sue apart.

pottersues April 29 2003, 21:33:00 UTC

Or Harry and Ron. Or Harry and Draco. Or Harry and Snape.

*sits down and cries*

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acyla April 29 2003, 22:24:21 UTC

Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat on the train, speaking. Almost the entire train ride had passed, when the sliding door suddenly opened and a girl stepped in the compartment. "Mind if I sit here?"
"No," they all said as she sat down next to Harry." I'm Amy." As she said this, the train stopped, and everyone had to leave

Why on earth would someone want to change carriages at the end of the trip/

itako April 30 2003, 00:42:43 UTC

You beat me to it! ofl. That fic was so bad T_T. The girl's just so.... URGH! DIE!!!

sarahtheboring April 30 2003, 08:59:22 UTC

*hops over from the MSR*

Amy stood up and took off the hat. She looked around at the four long tables, noticing, in particular, the table with everyone beaming at her.

'Oh God, please don't let that be my house.'

Am I missing the boat entirely, or...why is she irritated that they're friendly? Or is Ass Kickin' Sue (with accessories and high heels and Forehead Slappin' Action!) just, like, soooo badass that she doesn't even want people to be nice to her?

ow... There's worse out there in terms of phrasing/writing, but the ideas are so juvenile, right on up through the already commented-on Author's Notes... sigh.

krylon_junkie April 30 2003, 11:37:44 UTC

The hat went back to thinking. If it put her in Slytherin, then she might learn about He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and Harry Potter and in the wrong perspective. But if it put her in Gryffindor.

"GRYFFINDOR!" The hat yelled.

Did I just dream up that part where there is a Ravenclaw house and a Hufflepuff house? Why is it always a one-or-the-other decision?