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really neat announcement I made last night!
Sue #1! Thanks to the anonymous minion for sending it in!
TITLE:
You and Harry PotterPERPETRATOR:
annebolyen1 You say you love the Other Boleyn Girl movie, this makes me want to cry.
SUE-O-METER:
(toxic)
FULL NAME: ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ aka You
SPECIES: Charmed One
HAIR: "light brown wavy". I read that as light brown gravy.
EYES: "blue / green"
MARKINGS: According to Harry: "very nice curves, better than the other girls in the school including Cho which is very surprising."
POSSESSIONS: a falcon to use to mail the Charmed Ones, Phantom of the Opera music, a copy of The Other Boleyn Girl, a Sue-friend named
Sabrina Nitta,
ORIGIN: "You live with the Charmed Ones at Halliwell Manor, even though your birth parents are still alive, but you don't know where or who they are."
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Piper is like your mom, Pheobe is like your "second mom", Paige is like an aunt, etc. Note, no one is like a brother or a sister except the two young guy because everyone else is waaay too old/female. Yuck! Anyways, because her "Magic School" is overrun with demons, she gets to attend Hogwarts. Upon arriving at Hogwarts, she deduces that Hogwarts castle appears to have been made in the 1500s. Nice try Failboat. She is sorted privately into "Gryffindore", and "Professor McGonagle" brings her to the common room. She and Harry make-out after Quidditch just like Harry and Ginny did. Then Hermione got knocked up and Hermione asks her to be her mid-wife. Yes, I did just write that. Why would you want some teenager delivering your baby? Reading historical novels does not a mid-wife make.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: "you have all their [the Charmed Ones] powers preminition, orbing, freezing time, and blowing things up. You are "kind, caring, trustworthy, brave, smart, and can be snobby when you have to be, weird, hyper, and boy crazy." You like "Singing, dancing, reading, and hanging out with your friends". You used to be a cheerleader before attending Hogwarts, this makes you great at cheering for Quidditch. This means that you are AmAzInG!!!11!one!
NOTES: Your character likes Phantom, just like you? No waii! Your character like The Other Boleyn Girl, just like you? Amazing!! Your character hooks up with Harry Potter in 58 chapters to live your sad-ass wish fulfillment? Stunning!!! *
pottersues's eyes detach themselves and walk away from her head*
SAMPLE:
Your POV
You noticed Hermione was a littleuncomfortable. You realized it was her ninth month. You, Ron, Harry, and Hermione are chilling in the boys room.
" Uh oh " you heard Hermoine mutter " my water just broke " she said more loudly for all of you to hear, Ron's eyes went wide.
" Harry, grabe some towles, Ronlay Hermione on a bed"Harry left, Ron put Hermione on his bed " she's gonna start labor " Harry came back to the room and gave you the towels. You put the towels under Hermione's waiste down, so when the baby comes the blood goes on the towels. Ron is beside his wife, holding her hand. Harry is also beside her but wasn't watching. You guys waited for a couple hours when you heard Hermione gasp.
" What's happening ? " you looked at Ron with a are you dumb look " why does she look in pain ? "
" She's going into labor, Ron, thats also the reason she's in pain " you snapped a little annoyed that he didn't know. Then you guys hear Hermione scream.
" She's starting to have the baby !, ok, Ron get a wash cloth and cold water "
" ~~~~, who made youthe boss ? " Ron was getting annoyed with you bossing him around.
" Hermione, remember, she made me her mid wife, well this is what mid wives do " Ron left to get what you ordered him to get.
" ~~~~, you make a perfect mid wife " you smiled at you boyfriend.
" Thank you, Harry " you turned to Hermione " Hermione, do you feel the baby coming ? "
" What do you think ? " Hermione snapped at you. You knew that was hormones, Pheobe told you about these things.
" Hermione can you please spread your legs apart ? " Hermione did what you asked. Ron came back and put the cold wash cloth on Hermione's forehead. You stood infront ofHermione's legs, when you saw a little headcoming out of her cunny. Both of the boys were holding Hermione's hand.
" I need you to push " Hermione pushed and the baby slid into the world.
" Congradulations Hermione, it's a boy " you gave her baby to the parents.
"Thank you, ~~~~ " Ron had tears in his eyes, you realized how much he loves Hermione, which made you tear up.
" For what, all I did was my job "
" Thats why I'm saying thank you "