1918: You and Harry Potter - "__" "__" aka you

Jul 31, 2008 14:45

Check out the really neat announcement I made last night!

Sue #1! Thanks to the anonymous minion for sending it in!

TITLE: You and Harry Potter
PERPETRATOR: annebolyen1 You say you love the Other Boleyn Girl movie, this makes me want to cry.
SUE-O-METER:
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pw - you-sues o-noes, o - pepper jack cheese, rating - toxic, e - american, p - crossover

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automaticdoor August 1 2008, 19:27:58 UTC
I'm actually watching Charmed right now, the episode where Piper gives birth to her first child. Piper would kick this Sue's ASS.

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lostmustard August 1 2008, 19:30:08 UTC
Green text = FAIL.

This person clearly knows nothing about childbirth. Hermione would be lucky to have the delivery over with that quickly. Also, "cunny"? Seriously? The Suethor is attempting to describe childbirth by using the phrase when you saw a little head coming out of her cunny.?

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lostmustard August 1 2008, 19:36:58 UTC
The Suethor's 'About Me' is hilarious:

About Me

I've had 8 ex boyfriends, Ive been broken hearted twice. I love listening to different kinds of music. I have a favorite Korean pop song by Typhoon. I just can't find their cd anywhere. And I love Daniel Radcliffe. Believe or not I look exactly like Emma Watson. I'm a major girly girl not really but I am in a way. I'm a Virgo not Capicorn or whatever.

I love the last bit I'm a Virgo not a Capicorn or whatever.

Fixed.

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ikabod11 August 1 2008, 21:22:54 UTC
How can one be a "major girly girl" but not really, "in a way". Does she not understand the meaning of the word "major"?

Is she always so contradictory?

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kakeochi_umai August 2 2008, 01:38:22 UTC
Well, thank goodness for that! If she was a Capicorn (sic), I...might just stop reading her fic! And that would be a shame.

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anonymous August 1 2008, 19:45:38 UTC
"Believe or not I look exactly like Emma Watson"

Keep telling yourself, darling.

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ikabod11 August 1 2008, 21:23:15 UTC
I don't believe it.

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bcrowessteffi August 1 2008, 22:23:32 UTC
Well, they're both female ... what more does there need to be? duh!!!

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jai_chan August 1 2008, 22:36:08 UTC
I would have gone with "carbon-based lifeforms".

No, rly! I haf 2 eyez and a mooth and 2 legz and even armz jsut liek Emma!!!12!

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anonymous August 1 2008, 19:47:10 UTC
What is this a crossover with, a quarter-ton of pure shit?

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frankincensy August 1 2008, 20:03:10 UTC
"Ronlay Hermione on a bed"

This is unbelievable, I have to read the whole thing.

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Best film ever. frankincensy August 2 2008, 15:04:13 UTC
:D

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