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HEY WARCRAFT FANDOM! I'M LOOKING AT YOU HERE!

Jun 27, 2007 20:17

You know what we have too much of? PORN! It's worse than the Scourge these days. I mean, I can't read a good wholesome fic without finding some old hero or villain of lore sexin up someone else. I am horrified by the sheer amount of porn floating around out here. Stick to wholesome things, like fighting, cannibalism, booze,or politics. Stop ( Read more... )

het, yaoi, yuri

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vol_jin June 28 2007, 04:32:21 UTC

This is what happens when we talk about Warcraft too much, isn't it hon?It was good to be the queen ( ... )

amslizrah June 28 2007, 05:00:14 UTC

Ohhhhh yeah. And yet, I find myself wanting to set her on fire for completely different reasons. Must be her damned charisma

Ugh, you disgusting horrible TROLL! I MACRO IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!!

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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PORN BUT TURNED OUT TO BE A FIC unedited June 28 2007, 06:31:24 UTC

His fingers were so thick, so rough inside her; Jaina curled her arms tighter around his neck and hitched her body closer, pressing into Thrall's heavy body with hungry abandon. All thoughts of responsibilities, armies and invasions, had long vanished. She pressed her face to his shoulder, lips brushing green skin -- so much warmer and softer than she had ever thought it would be, even stretched tight over immense muscle.

His thumb rubbed her clit to make her surge against him again, yes, and her breasts flat against his broad chest. Even more pleasing than his ministrations was the way he groaned, the sound drawn from him by her eagerness. He wanted her and she wanted him -- wanted anything to distract her from this nightmare. And Thrall was good and kind and, surprisingly, not unfamiliar with the workings of human females ( ... )

Re: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PORN BUT TURNED OUT TO BE A FIC amslizrah July 2 2007, 02:42:54 UTC

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the__ivorytower June 29 2007, 06:07:24 UTC

I don't know why people don't write this more, it seems so obvious.There was an advantage to knowing two handsome men for such a long time. Illidan cradled Tyrande in his arms, following as Malfurion coaxed the ancient forests near Suramar to reveal their deepest secret: a comfortable bole within the roots of an old tree that would fit the three of them. Dawn was coming soon, and Tyrande could see it, the light filtering gray and cold through the tops of their guardian forest's trees. Everyone else would be retiring, to sleep away the heat of the day. The Kaldorei rarely, if ever, stayed awake during the day, and it was this that would prevent any well-meaning scout from stumbling across them ( ... )

<3 amslizrah July 2 2007, 01:45:28 UTC

That was wonderful and it makes me so very, very happy. People so need to write that more often. It may be obvious, but it's definetly under appreciated.

Re: <3 the__ivorytower July 2 2007, 21:17:56 UTC

Thank you very much!

emerald_embers June 30 2007, 03:58:58 UTC

*rubs hands* THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE FOR TROLLY MCTROLLERPANTS ( ... )

the__ivorytower June 30 2007, 04:17:18 UTC

Dear christ, that's so hot. I love Vashj.

Troll! *points dramatically*

amslizrah July 2 2007, 01:41:57 UTC

You make me very, very happy. I love you. Srsly. I heart Vashj.

DAMN YOU TROLLY MCTROLLERPANTS! You always show up to thwart me in my pursuit of justice! Even though you're assisting my evil plot to get more warcraft porn!I SWEAR I SHALL DESTROY YOU!!