Jedelglass talks a lot.

A lot a lot.

I have discovered my calling in life ( Read more... )

I have the best best friend in the entire world.

I can't believe it. It just keeps on getting better and better, every day, every hour, every minute. I think I'm happy one minute, and I'm ecstatic the next ( Read more... )

My Ancient Greek class gives me a burning desire to watch Hercules: The Legendary Journeys and Xena: Warrior Princess.

The third segment of the first Treehouse of Horror episode, in which James Earl Jones narrates Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven," might be one of the most brilliant things to ever be put on television.

It's not every day this happens. When it does, it feels good. It's the weight of years of subconscious knowledge and unhappy denial suddenly taken off of your chest. Doing it, though, feels strange. You can't keep from smiling, and know that they don't know whether or laugh or cry either. You sit in your room for the rest of the night, wishing ( Read more... )

Kermit the Frog's Rubber Ducky song might just have to be my new favorite song ever. It's genius. Pure genius.

Rubby Ducky, you're so fine, and I'm lucky that you're mine
Every day when I make my way to the tubby
I find a fellow who's cute and yellow and chubby!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is snowing in Minnesota.

I am currently in Minnesota.

That is all.

I just got back from signing up for bagpipe lessons.

Mondays at 4:30, bitch.