Eleleu iou iou!

[porksnotkosher]

I have discovered my calling in life.

I will write my Honor's thesis about, then get a master's degree in, and then become the world's premier expert on Ancient Greek ritual chants.

I already have two:

Eleleu iou iou
Euan, euan, euoi oi oi

Both are associated with Dionysus.

I will write a scholarly treatise on them, and it will be a bestseller.

For some reason, the voice in my head that is saying all this sounds like Salome. That tears me up inside.

But remember! Eleleu iou iou! Eleleu iou iou!