( For Jacob's 21st birthday I'm taking him to Vegas' Stratosphere Hotel! )

I don't really want people with fake accounts on Twitter following me that post things like...
"Im new to this whole sex thing. After my first penis, Im so horny for more. I want to feel a big dick !! "
"My fantasy is for you to rip off my pants and bend me over and fuck me hard. "
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These pictures are sooooo sweet.
The only thing I liked about seeing them at the orphium theatre was that I could actually get decent pictures like this because I was in the third row. With actual seats. And no one smashing into me every time I went to take a picture. Well the only thing I liked about the setup, I mean.


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