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[pooka_prince]

[As per the event, Cornelius is speaking nothing but Pooka.

In other words, rabbit.

In other words, he's not even speaking at all, but rather wrinkling his nose and flicking his ears.]

...I'm sorry to say I cannot make heads nor tails of this particular event. Everyone over the phones seems to have taken to speaking complete gibberish, while I myself

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[English]

[the_devils_maid]

Not talkative today, Mister Pooka?

[Rabbit]

[pooka_prince]

[just blinks up at her]

[English]

[the_devils_maid]

I've been thinking. How do you feel about a rotisserie?

[English]

[pooka_prince]

[shakes his head]

[he_aintheavy]

[... stares]

[pooka_prince]

[twitches]

[he_aintheavy]

[... looks at the female rabbit.]

[pooka_prince]

[attempts to edge out of her vision while she's distracted]

[English]

[frog_kisses]

Ah, Cornelius? You're acting strange, are you unable to speak?

[She's regarding the other rabbit with some curiosity, not knowing what's going on.]

[English]

[pooka_prince]

[Cornelius stares at the other rabbit for a moment, apparently listening to what she is saying.

And then promptly runs behind Mercedes' leg and hides behind it.]

[English]

[frog_kisses]

I...Is this other rabbit bothering you, then?

[She makes an attempt to keep her away from Cornelius, trying to prompt her to go back outside.

It is terribly ineffective.]

[English]

[pooka_prince]

[The other rabbit twitches something to Cornelius.

Cornelius cries tiny rabbit tears.]

[some kind of Space Language I don't even know]

[spacepeach]

Cornelius? Are you okay?

[some kind of Space Language I don't even know]

[pooka_prince]

[twitches his nose]

[some kind of Space Language I don't even know]

[spacepeach]

S-so cute!

Can you understand me...?

[pooka_prince]

[nods]

[kol_shevik]

[Speaking the widely known language of 'lol'

Is also covered in red paint or something still, but I guess you can't even ask about that huh.]

[pooka_prince]

[brb trying and failing to usher the other rabbit outside without actually

touching her

it

touching it]

[kol_shevik]

[Giggles a bit and yabbering away in Russian as he picks up the shovel - for the record he's just questioned your sexuality and insulted your mother in the same sentence, but you'd never know from the uh

perfectly pleasant smile as he lines up the shovel for a good swing at the other rabbit.]

[pooka_prince]

[The other rabbit scampers away; Cornelius curls up into the fetal position and just starts

rocking the day away.]