Oct 10, 2009 01:24
[As per the event, Cornelius is speaking nothing but Pooka.
In other words, rabbit.
In other words, he's not even speaking at all, but rather wrinkling his nose and flicking his ears.]
...I'm sorry to say I cannot make heads nor tails of this particular event. Everyone over the phones seems to have taken to speaking complete gibberish, while I myself am incapable of producing speech at all... What is happening here?
[Behind Cornelius, a rabbit hops into the living room through the open back door. He turns in surprise.]
O-Oh, hello there. I must have left the door... Wait, you can understand what I'm saying? That's... a little strange, but-
What? O-Oh my. Ah, er, I thank you for the offer, milady, but I'm afraid I have absolutely no interest in- in- reprodu-
Madam! That is highly inappropriate! I must respectfully request that we direct this conversation elsewhere, I am most certainly not going to... It... It just wouldn't work out!