Oct 16, 2009 01:11
In my travels, I have encountered many frightening things. I fought my way out of the Netherworld and faced the Queen of the Dead. I did battle with the armies of Ragnanival and fought their commander, a man worth dozens of me in size. I defeated a dragon with little more than blind luck and hope.
I say this not in pride, but merely to stress that all of these terrors pale in comparison to the everyday courtship rituals of the common garden rabbit.
I do believe I shall never know a good night's sleep again.