I saw an advert today which had all the 'sleb chefs doing cool things in slow motion, like sifting flour and picking up bits of raw chicken. In slow motion.The last time this happened I was fooled into thinking it was going to be a mega show where they battled each other with cutlery and plastic spatulas, and shouted a lot. This did not happen
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It is snowing in the land of which I live. I took the dogs for a walk and was worrying about snow getting packed into their little dog feet and hurting them, like in The Call of the Wild. Then I reasoned that that probably only happens to sled dogs who run trails for 25 hours a day, only stopping to dig themselves little holes in the snow to sleep
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I see that splodefromcute is one of the featured communities. I read the description and it actually sounds like the kind of thing that makes sick come into my mouth. Actually, that link I just did is pretty mean as I haven't even looked at that community, I'm advertising for you to go look at it for me
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Marion: Do you know Hattie? Me: Hattie B_? Marion: Nooo... (scrutinising me). Actually, she might be too young. How old are you? Me: 23. Marion: Oh, no, she is too young. I thought you might, because you look similar in age. She's 17
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Today, when I was walking my dogs, Holly ran away up a little hill. Don't tell my mother, as Holly's not allowed off of the leash yet because she's a)still quite new and b)ridiculously stupid and unresponsive to being called. I could still see her so I wasn't too worried, so I was calling her, despite the fact she has apparently no voice-
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I am selling a multitude of Sarah's things for her on eBay at the moment. Christmas is an annoying time of year for such a thing, because of last post and people spending all their money on mince pies and mulled wine instead of on things she's made. I am Sarah's Bitch, doing all the runaround work, while she sits in her castle looking pretty.
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I had to get up real early today after a very late night. I could hardly talk when I woke up, my throat was so sore. I can't believe I finally got sick. I get sick once every year but I really thought that this year would be The One
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