celebrity chefs who do not fight. boring!

[poodleparlour]

I saw an advert today which had all the 'sleb chefs doing cool things in slow motion, like sifting flour and picking up bits of raw chicken. In slow motion.The last time this happened I was fooled into thinking it was going to be a mega show where they battled each other with cutlery and plastic spatulas, and shouted a lot. This did not happen

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[flying_saucer]

Was this the same sort of advert where they were all dressed in Team GB outfits? And yet Heston whatshisface was wearing a stupid white track suit? Xxx

[poodleparlour]

That is possibly the one. I didn't watch it very closely, truth be told, because it brought back all the disappointment and I was too fired up to pay any more attention... I'll watch out for it and let you know.

I bet he would do that though, it's so him. I bet he made the tracksuit in his laboratory of glory, or whatever he does.

Argh!

[jaymz_t_wildz]

I feel the same as you. I think i might write to Channel 4 and ask them to make it a Battle Royale, because i would LOVE to watch that.

[poodleparlour]

It would certainly be an interesting new direction for Channel 4. They could get money by making the public phone in to win points for their favourite chef. And the one who got the most phone votes would get the best weapons!

I can see it now: Jamie (the people's chef) would be weilding those meat slicers that butchers use, the ones that can saw off limbs in a second. But poor Heston (too perculiarly pernickety to appeal to the masses) would be left clutching one of those plastic colour changing spoons that Josh has, you know the ones that measure the temperature of the food?

Oh, reading that back I feel mean now. I think Heston would really get a whole set of those spoons.