Title: Ferret Calm, Ferret Bright, Ch. 2

WC: ~1300 this chapter, 2400 so far.

Rating: T

Summary: "Kevin and Jenny's place is wall-to-wall cheer and slightly tipsy people. Castle tries to see it for what it is: A neat, welcoming space all dressed up for the holidays. Their last hurrah with friends before the baby arrives. He tries to see that, but he's ( Read more... )

Title: A Business of Ferrets

Rating: T

WC: ~7000

Spoilers: None really, although this takes place after Secret Santa. It's a ridiculous sequel to Silent Night, Ferret Night, which was inspired by Muppet47's "Waiting Game."

A/N: Um. I have absolutely no excuse for this. I didn't even clear it with Muppet47 (FORGIVE ME MSOLLY IT IS AN HOMAGE) because I * ( Read more... )

Title: Material Witness-Prologue

Spoilers: Set at the end of Secret Santa (5 x 09)

A/N: So this happens to be berkielynn's fault, primarily. It's KIND of Muppet47's fault, as the idea came from the epilogue to "Silent Night, Ferret Night," which was inspired by the "Waiting Game."

Astute readers will note that this prologue is, in fact, a very ( Read more... )

Title: Silent Night, Ferret Night, Epilogue ( Read more... )

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Title: Silent Night, Ferret Night, Chapter 3
WC: ~3100
Rating: T

Summary: "I'm sorry, Beckett." Ryan was sorry. Sorry dripped from every syllable. "I'm sorry. It's . . . ferret related."

Spoilers: Set at the very end of Secret Santa (5x09), so spoilers for that.

A/N: Again, thank you for following me down this ridiculous path and being so nice ( Read more... )

Title: Silent Night, Ferret Night, Chapter 2
WC: ~3700
Rating: T:

Summary: "I'm sorry, Beckett." Ryan was sorry. Sorry dripped from every syllable. "I'm sorry. It's . . . ferret related."

Spoilers: Set at the very end of Secret Santa (5x09), so spoilers for that.

A/N: Thank you for the kind reception, especially the flattering comparisons to Muppet47's ( Read more... )

Title: Silent Night, Ferret Night

WC: ~2100 (Chapter 1)

Summary: "I'm sorry, Beckett." Ryan was sorry. Sorry dripped from every syllable. "I'm sorry. It's . . . ferret related."

Spoilers: Set at the very end of Secret Santa (5x09), so spoilers for that.

A/N: Muppet47 is very kindly loaning me the ferret from Waiting Game. If you haven't read that, you are ( Read more... )