A Business of Ferrets: New Year's Sequel to Silent Night, Ferret Night (A Castle One-Shot)

[pollylynn]

Title: A Business of Ferrets

Rating: T

WC: ~7000

Spoilers: None really, although this takes place after Secret Santa. It's a ridiculous sequel to Silent Night, Ferret Night, which was inspired by Muppet47's "Waiting Game."

A/N: Um. I have absolutely no excuse for this. I didn't even clear it with Muppet47 (FORGIVE ME MSOLLY IT IS AN HOMAGE) because I *

Comments

[thefallingapple]

Your Castle voice in this is outstanding (both inside and outside the head!). Buttons, five minutes, tiny phone Lanie, sex den, girly scream, business. It all sounds as frenetic as I imagine his mind would be.

And this: "You! Me! Matchy underwear! And my bump! You promised!" It was somewhere between a whisper and a yelp. He grabbed her wrist and turned her watch toward him. He looked at her, wide eyed. "Eight minutes, Kate! Only eight! We can skip the shower thing, but you have all those buttons."

Hilarious. Thank you so much for sharing this! You are completely brilliant.

[pollylynn]

:-D

You are so kind, and as always, you seem to anticipate what's making me most neurotic and offer reassurance where I most need it. Drunk!Castle in Silent Night, Ferret Night was one thing, but I wasn't sure if his scatterbrain here was just MY scatterbrain or if it would translate at all.

Thank you, thank you!