ITP: TECHNICAL MALFUNCTIONS OF THE LULZY KIND

[trapion]

[Now that the mayhem and destruction is over, have a newbie Red wandering around the CMA with a Pokédex in hand. It seems while everything was going on she's noticed that there were a ton of new Pokémon she'd never seen before. And so like any good curious trainer, she's taken it out to look up information on those johto, sinnoh, hoenn new Pokémon

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[silencedtrainer]

[Ash's pokedex is beeping like crazy - but only when he walks over a certain spot. WHAT WAS GOING ON]

[trapion]

[Hers is ringing and that boy's over there is beeping... Is it because of hers?? IDK LET'S JUST STARE IN THAT DIRECTION AND WONDER ABOUT THIS.]

[silencedtrainer]

[Have a stare right back - he certainly can't ask what's up. His pokedex is beeping like crazy, especially now that he's just standing still. Was it this girl's fault?]

[trapion]

[H-His is still beeping. Is that the Vs Seeker or? Because she just might be placing a hand over one of the pokeballs on her belt.]

[iceolated]

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[ oh my god there are no words what is this i don't even ]

[trapion]

[Uh. It's not my fault. ;;]

[iceolated]

[ it is entirely your fault ]

[trapion]

[Nnnnnnnno.]

[originallyjohto]

[I am trying to call May with my PokeNav. But seriously, it's playing music... like a radio.]

[trapion]

[Okay, that's kind of a lot more cool than calling someone with a Pokedex. How'd you do that?]

[originallyjohto]

[I dunno, pressing buttons? Brendan's shaking the damn thing with frustration. Stop playing music. 8|]

[trapion]

[She wants her Pokedex to play music! So will be looking down at hers and button fiddling again to see if she can make it do that. Only it doesn't work and she's getting frustrated that it's not.]

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[Maaaybe she should go over and ask that guy how he did it?]

[awesome_trainer]

[wtf why is my Pokedex making noises like that ._.? one sec, trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with this thing by randomly pushing buttons.]

[trapion]

[My Pokedex is still ringing. Um, she will pick it up and attempt to answer?]

... Hello?

[awesome_trainer]

[Huh? That's someones voice on the other end. So he holds it up a little awkwardly like a phone, wondering why the heck his pokedex was acting like a cellphone]

Uh, hello?

[trapion]

[;laksdjf;alkgj THAT IS SO WEIRD. A POKEDEX SHOULDN'T DO THAT. AHHHH. NOW I WILL HAVE TO SHOW EVERYONE MY SOCIAL FAIL.]

I'm...sorry. But I think my Pokedex called the wrong number. [Or wait.] N-No, I mean- Who is this?

BECAUSE I WANNA ABUSE A BROKEN STYLER.

[buizelhaired]

*Kellyn's just passing by, don't mind him... when the message alarm starts ringing.*

...Eh? *He checks his Styler, but it's still depleted. WHUT.* Okay, what the hell? *He starts fiddling with it. STUPID THING.*

LOL I HAD TO GO LOOK UP WHAT THAT WAS BUT NOW I WANT TO SEE WHAT GOES WRONG W/ IT.

[trapion]

[Sup, I hear ringing of a different kind. Turning to look for the source of it.]

BEHOLD. THE STUPID SEXY RANGER.

[buizelhaired]

*The screens are blank, and yet that alarm's going off.*

Dude, this is just like when Éclipse accidentally fried the voicemail parts of this thing...

*Aaaand he's getting frustrated because HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SHUT IT DOWN.*

HI THERE STUPID RANGER HOW'RE YOU? /does not acknowledge your sexy |D

[trapion]

[She is coming over to invade some of your spaaaace.]

Wouldn't that mean it's broken?