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[fixyostrays]

[Ariana and Pete... no, that can’t be Pete. That’s a WOMAN. Pete has short hair and there is absolutely no way he would be caught dead in a skirt. ... ... right?

Ariana and a strange purple-haired woman are out today, and Ari’s putting make-up on her. Ari seems very happy to be, finally, doing girly things again. Clayton has apparently been

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[allyostrays]

[Pete just gapes at the cigarettes. They... ... they really exist on the Island?? He hesitates for a moment- Cigarettes Are Bad For You, and I'm Glad You Can't Find Any. comes to mind- before grinning and taking the offered pack.]

It's Petunia, baby. Do y'have a lighter?

[fixyostrays]

Of course I do.

[And she'll light that shit for you. Holy fuck it feels good to smoke.]

Fucking finally, I thought the withdrawal was gonna kill me.

[allyostrays]

[It feels so good words can't describe it. Pete takes a lo-o-o-o-ong drag of the cigarette, holding it, and blowing it out in a long stream.]

It was awful. Never again, Ari! Never again. Where did you find these?

[fixyostrays]

I just found them! I see them every time I'm far enough from Clayton. Usually on morning jogs.

[nomorestrays]

[JAWS THEME]

[fixyostrays]

[DEEEEEEEP INHALE. We suck a whole cigarette down in only a few puffs.]

[allyostrays]

[Pete is oblivious to the pure force of FUSS FUSS FUSS that looms behind him. He is in drag and he does not even give a shit about his skanky eye makeup right now because Ariana gave him cigarettes.]

[nomorestrays]

[HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU, PETE... This is a quiet hiss, so as to not wake the baby in his arms.] So this is what you "needed" me to watch Clayton for?

[bittytsun]

[...What is this I don't even- That's Pete. But a girl. But Pete.

...Sneasel, do you recognize him? Your judgment is infallible.

And what the hell are those things in your mouths guys]

[fixyostrays]

[They are cancer sticks. They smell terrible and, well! It's pretty strong, sure you can sniff out Pete through the tobacco smog, sneasel?]

[allyostrays]

[They are the best things, Silver. But don't you ever start smoking, Pete will let Archer loose on you.

Pete currently smells like CIGARETTE SMOKE and CHEAP PERFUME. Can you smell him out of that, Sneasel?]

[bittytsun]

[Ugh- wait, Sneasel, what are you-

SUDDEN RUSH OF COLD WIND, GUYS. You try having a sensitive as hell nose.]

/derp

[greatest_rival]

[Eldes hadn't meant to overhear the conversation. In fact, he was busy minding his own business, brushing his Tauros' mane when the swearing caught his attention.

Being the gentleman he was, hearing women speak so vulgarly was not something he could easily ignore, so while he tried not to pay attention, he really couldn't help it. And my, what an interesting conversation.

Now, that kind of talk wasn't necessary. She didn't look at all like a trollop. ...A tad vulgar, perhaps, but not enough to be called a tramp, of all things.]

I think you look lovely, Miss.

[Really, he should just keep his mouth shut and mind his own business.]

[fixyostrays]

[Ariana grins, but manages not to laugh.]

Oh? Isn't she pretty? Good enough to take out for a drink or two, don't you think~?

[allyostrays]

[Petunia shares a glance with Ariana before turning to smile at Eldes, smiling like the cat who caught the canary.]

I'd just love to get to know you.

[greatest_rival]

[He's getting the distinct impression he's walked right into a trap here... Damn his polite ways.]

A...ah... That is to say... [Tauros, help him out here! The bull just blinks at Eldes and walks away a few paces to nibble on some grass, indifferent to his master's plight.]

...Sure?

This is beautiful and you two should feel beautiful

[stalkerwithacap]

[... oh god lol]
Why hello there ladies~

we are the most beautiful, we're fucking magic

[fixyostrays]

Well well! If it isn't my favorite stalker - you're always nearby when I leave the house.

What do you think? Petunia cleans up nice, doesn't she?

[allyostrays]

[Petunia bats "her" eyelashes and blows a stream of smoke at Gold. "She" looks altogether too pleased with "herself."]

Well? Tell me I'm pretty, stranger. [What is shame? Pete has none of it.]

[stalkerwithacap]

So pretty. If I was free I'd ask you out.