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[fixyostrays]

[Ariana and Pete... no, that can’t be Pete. That’s a WOMAN. Pete has short hair and there is absolutely no way he would be caught dead in a skirt. ... ... right?

Ariana and a strange purple-haired woman are out today, and Ari’s putting make-up on her. Ari seems very happy to be, finally, doing girly things again. Clayton has apparently been

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[bittytsun]

[...What is this I don't even- That's Pete. But a girl. But Pete.

...Sneasel, do you recognize him? Your judgment is infallible.

And what the hell are those things in your mouths guys]

[fixyostrays]

[They are cancer sticks. They smell terrible and, well! It's pretty strong, sure you can sniff out Pete through the tobacco smog, sneasel?]

[allyostrays]

[They are the best things, Silver. But don't you ever start smoking, Pete will let Archer loose on you.

Pete currently smells like CIGARETTE SMOKE and CHEAP PERFUME. Can you smell him out of that, Sneasel?]

[bittytsun]

[Ugh- wait, Sneasel, what are you-

SUDDEN RUSH OF COLD WIND, GUYS. You try having a sensitive as hell nose.]

[fixyostrays]

[Ari's first reaction is surprise.

Which very quickly turns into rage! And she clenches her fist and almost kicks the pokemon.

But she reigns in her temper juuust enough to settle for throwing her cigarette at it.]

The HELL is your problem!

[allyostrays]

Jesus motherfucking Christ-- [Cold wind is cold and surprising and the mysterious lady takes it right in the face. Startled, Petunia's voice shifts back into Pete's.]

[bittytsun]

[mskdlg Sneasel no that no- you are getting pushed back behind us, Sneasel. Very, very quickly pushed back behind us.] Sorry-

[fixyostrays]

[Ari starts coughing, covering her nose and trying to breathe hot air into it.]

[allyostrays]

[Ow. Sudden cold air in lungs, it sort of hurts to breathe-]

What's going on now- [Ow, that hurts, cough hack wheeze.]

[bittytsun]

[Why are you guys coughing over cold air? It's just- you know what, get back in your ball, Sneasel.

sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry-]

[fixyostrays]

[Ari finally clears her throat, but whoa--]

...That's what you sound like?

[allyostrays]

Huh? Oh. [Shit, Pete speaks in an inner city drawl. Gotta drop his gs...] You're just imaginin' things, babe.

Uh. Hi, Silver! What's up? [Pete is dressed as a lady. With a sigh, he puts what remains of his cigarette out.]

[bittytsun]

[...Headtilt. The biggest-] ...Pete?

[fixyostrays]

Hey! You still ACT in front of us? In front of ME?

[EAR PINCH.]

[allyostrays]

Owowowow leggo, that hurts gimmie a break that's just how Pete talks, Ari--

[bittytsun]

[Wait, what? But you're- huh?]