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[sans_eyepatch]

[When the island bestows gifts upon its inhabitants, there's always reasonable cause for concern. Anyone whose spent a month or more here is well aware that the island is sentient, and moreover, a complete sadist. The gift it has granted the island today is a nice, unassuming outdoor café of sorts, offering delicious pastries and coffee (or hot

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[aquaboss]

[Archie's almost been tempted into grabbing something ridiculously sweet, but... well, it's not exactly the healthiest choice now is it? Instead he's been staring at those Audinos and wondering if any of them are that one he met the other day...]

[At least until he spies a very familiar red-haired not-rival. What are you even doing here, Maxie. Clearly the only suitable option is to throw a shark at you approach.]

Didn't think you'd be interested in this sorta thing. [Are you seriously considering those disgusting-looking donuts? Seriously? They're coated in sugar and icing and sugar and that is going to give you a heart attack, man.]

[oceansbane]

[mrrrrrrrrrrrrnngh no i am not going anywhere thanks]

[aquaboss]

See? Clinging.

[Archie: 1 Maxie: EVERY SINGLE OTHER TIME.]

[oceansbane]

Oh, shut up.

[Clinging to you and sulking are not mutually exclusive, you know.

...neither are clinging to you and taking a cheap shot to your shin. Have fun with that.]

[aquaboss]

[Hmm, spoke too soon. Archie: 0 Maxie: INFINITY.]

[Also ow, you jerk. At least this further proves his point. Or something.]

[He'll actually go with his better judgement on this one and not strike back. It probably wouldn't help anyway.]

Can dish it out but can't take it, Maxie? [Never said anything about teasing you, though!]

[oceansbane]

[He's already half-bracing for you to hit him back, you know, and -

...........heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

Yep. Yep, now he's pouting.]

[aquaboss]

[Whoa, did he seriously just...? No way. He totally managed to outmaneuver Maxie! What, did you honestly believe all he ever does is hit back? Haha, take that Maxie!]

[Yep, you can pout all you want, Archie is just going to be so smug right now.]

[oceansbane]

[...well, sorry if he misunderstood the fact that you can think with anything other than brute force, esteemed Thrower of Sharks.]

[aquaboss]

[Haha, take that-- Wait what? Oh that was low.]

[Of course, since you're the one clinging to him, he'll let it slide for now. Since you know. You're clinging to him and all.]