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[sans_eyepatch]

[When the island bestows gifts upon its inhabitants, there's always reasonable cause for concern. Anyone whose spent a month or more here is well aware that the island is sentient, and moreover, a complete sadist. The gift it has granted the island today is a nice, unassuming outdoor café of sorts, offering delicious pastries and coffee (or hot

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[sans_eyepatch]

[Young Ghetsis is seated by himself at one of the far tables with a mug of coffee. He hasn't had enough yet to get drunk, but that probably won't last long.]

[faithfulassist]

...What are you drinking? [We want some.]

[sans_eyepatch]

...Coffee. [Raspberry-flavored coffee, to be precise, and it's delicious.]

If you want some, ask the Audinos. [Though why Audino are waiting tables is anyone's guess.]

[faithfulassist]

Alright! I'll get some. [Ordering a cup. We are drinking coffee like a grown-up! ...Boy, it's bitter, but Lucas sips at it anyway.] How have you been?

[leaguechallenge]

[Are you ready to feel SO ENERGETIC??

Try this, Red! It's an energy drink for people who need

GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY]

...This is awesome!!

[Good luck, island. And you thought he was annoying before]

[aquaboss]

[...Oh goddamit island. You are such a troll, you know that? First there was the oven and the cookies and now this? Are you trying to kill Red, island? Are you really? Because you're going to do it one of these days.]

[So, uh. What have you been drinking, Red? Archie will just make sure not to touch that.]

You're gonna break someone's eardrums, kid.

[Hi, Red, miss him?]

[leaguechallenge]

[Well, Red nearly killed himself from the oven without the island's help, so that's not really fair. But there are more important things to worry about right now.]

ARCHIE! ARCHIE TRY THIS DRINK, IT'S AMAZING!

[aquaboss]

[The island let you have an oven, therefore your argument is invalid.]

You're gonna make me go deaf, Red! [No, seriously, his hearing is pretty bad to begin with.] What the hell has got you so excited anyway? [It's... just a drink, Red. Calm down.]

[ambitiouswish]

[Cheren ends up coming across this cafe...apparently being run by Audinos. Well, that isn't weird or suspicious. But these Audinos appear to be normal, not like the ones that would sometimes show up back home being possessed by Jirachi or something, so after a moment of hesitation Cheren takes a seat, though for now he hasn't "ordered" for any of the treats or drinks offered yet. Feel free to bother him if you'd like?]

[luckiestwish]

[And look who just popped in today?]

Hey Cheren. Never thought I'd see you here.

[ambitiouswish]

Hilda? [At first he's not sure if it's the Hilda he knows due to island shenanigans, but...the moment of doubt passes soon enough. Hilda is Hilda, whether it's a double or what-have-you, and for now, he'll assume it's the Hilda he knows.] So you ended up being brought to this island as well.

[luckiestwish]

Yep. [She nods.] Fell down from a large portal. It's a good thing not a lot of people saw that.

...You don't mind if I take a seat?

[of_the_land]

[oh man these donuts are pretty amazing.

he doesn't even like donuts, for the most part. they're too... police-y. but man. these donuts. they're fucking fantastic.]

[landsharkchamp]

[[Giovanni, just

...have Cynthia slowly walking up to you...]]

This cake, it's....it's so good!

[[brb

bursting into tears]]

[of_the_land]

[...wh...]

...are you alright?

[usedellipses]

[that cake... it... wasn't delicious.

...this is the most depressing thing in the universe.]