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pocochina

THE VERY TOP SECRET DIARY OF BILLY KEIKEYA

Feb 10, 2011 20:34

So this completely innocuous post by astreamofstars
took just a few short hours to turn into 2K+ words of Billy Keikeya as Evil Mastermind Dawn Summers.
There is so much wrong with me. So much.

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bsg: admiral sissymary, obligatory love of psychotic jackasses, operation fix bsg, my f-list is the best list, hey kid want some crackfic, i do what i want, bsg, bsg: lee adama why are you like this, bsg: gaeta for admiral, bsg: laura roslin is my favorite

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pocochina February 11 2011, 01:52:40 UTC

BSG is Nickelodeon for grown-ups. The pilots' bunk room is Salute Your Shorts.

A++++++ icon ever_neutral February 11 2011, 02:17:19 UTC

!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA.

WHAT IS THIS.

WHAT IS THIS.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

the “child” of Baltar and Caprica Six was going to be Laura Roslin.

WHAT FRESH HELL?

I tried to shut him up because people were sleeping but he didn’t listen and started jumping around on the sofa. I was kind of hoping he would fall and break his stupid face but he just toppled onto the ground and started giggling.

This is not even crack, dude.

Re: A++++++ icon pocochina February 11 2011, 02:27:11 UTC

haha. It is my favorite icon ATM. That or the pouty Helo one.

WHAT FRESH HELL?

I know, right? It spoke to my soul. It said, "MOCK ME WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT."

The belly button rings were totally Lee's idea. FACT. Inept teen rebel Lee is a ray of sunshine in a dark, gloomy world. You know he went to TP people's houses on Mischief Night and then came back without his friends and took it all down. Except he was all drunk and slow and was the only one who got caught.

Re: A++++++ icon ever_neutral February 11 2011, 07:38:23 UTC

Oh Lord, that is so truthful it's pitiable.

And it occurs to me that the Lee Adama we know is miles away from the regular Lee Adama the rest of fandom is familiar with. lol.

Re: A++++++ icon pocochina February 11 2011, 08:22:14 UTC

Pathetic bastard Lee who sometimes stumbles into awesomeness is way better than and AND THEN HE WUZ THE HERO, OK?!?!

I want to write grounded-for-life Lee's diary now with all the overzealous meditations about how THEY ALL MISUNDERSTOOD ZAREK and his RIGHTEOUS FIGHT FOR FREEDOM. And the totally emo poetry OF WHICH THERE IS PAGES AND PAGES. Oh my God, Lee is William without the hundred years to adjust. YOUR BEAUTY IT IS LIKE THE STARS. IT MOVES ME LIKE MY PARENTS' CARS. BEFORE EVERYTHING EXPLODED.

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raincitygirl February 11 2011, 02:54:45 UTC

This. Is. Awesome.

pocochina February 11 2011, 03:35:08 UTC

thank you!

I need to get some actual BSG icons... obsessive_a101 February 11 2011, 03:22:19 UTC

YOU WIN!!! SO MUCH!

I think you win all the marbles they lost. XD

OH! AND THE SNARKING! THE WONDERFUL BILLY!SNARKING. I can't EVEN.

Just gods. ♥

Re: I need to get some actual BSG icons... pocochina February 11 2011, 03:34:40 UTC

thank you! I am so happy you liked it.

The poor dears are all TAKEN WITH THE SPACE MADNESS. I always felt like Billy actually did know what was up enough to realize just how much was wrong with everyone around him. It was fun to let him cut loose with it.

lorrainemarker February 11 2011, 03:34:34 UTC

So, apparently, and trust that this hurts me more to type out than it hurts you to read, the stupid opera house was supposed to be even stupider, and the “child” of Baltar and Caprica Six was going to be Laura Roslin.

I suppose we should be grateful RDM did not go there in the end.

I'm still giggling at this cracktastic story. Baltar is possibly the worst daddy ever and Six is just as bad. I love the idea of Laura reverting to rebellious adolescent in these circumstances.

pocochina February 11 2011, 03:38:17 UTC

Baltar would be such a terrible father but he would so much to do it. He would tell her not to be scared and try to hold her hand before all the jumps. Then he would fall off his own chair.