THE VERY TOP SECRET DIARY OF BILLY KEIKEYA

[pocochina]

So this completely innocuous post by astreamofstars
  took just a few short hours to turn into 2K+ words of Billy Keikeya as Evil Mastermind Dawn Summers.
There is so much wrong with me. So much.

Comments

[eowyn_315]

the “child” of Baltar and Caprica Six was going to be Laura Roslin.

How?? What?? How??

Okay, so I laughed absurdly hard at "Laura Marie Roslin" because (a) two of those names are mine! and (b) when I was younger, my friends and I used to joke that Marie was the universal middle name (it goes with just about everything) and that led to me calling one of my friends Douglas Marie just because I could. :)

Who swears blood vengeance on a post-it?

Ahahahahaha!

[pocochina]

THREE EXCELLENT QUESTIONS. With which the show rarely concerned itself at all, so I suppose we shouldn't be too surprised.

Marie does go with everything! It has that second-syllable accent and gives everything a nice rhythm. As does Diane, now that I think of it.

POOR GAETA. He was on the crazy train way before New Caprica. (hahaha excessive drinking leading to body modification! CANON.) That's just when it turned into the express ride. There may have to be a Felix Gaeta appreciation post sometime after the awesome ladies meme.

[astreamofstars]

YOU ARE VERY WELCOME, HON.

That was not a totally innocuous post at all, btw. That was a secret genius masterplan especially designed to get someone to produce this kind of awesomeness. I am Billy in disguise.

You know how much I love this. Now where's that sequel! ;)

[pocochina]

hahaha WELL PLAYED. This was so much fun. POOR PUT-UPON BILLY.

[astreamofstars]

AWWWWWW BILLY.

We're crack geniuses. This needs to be a series.

[pocochina]

WE ARE ARTISTES.

This needs to be a series.

Only if Zarek can roll in once in a while like the Fonz.

[phalanges_d]

hurry!! someone please get a certain mr. moore on the line.
This needs to happen so bad!!! im starting a charity function from the couch right now-

best.crack.ever!

[pocochina]

thank you! I am so glad you liked it!

I think I'm going to dig up some of those podcasts one of those days. When so much out of his mouth is just a CRACK GOLD MINE, I kind of can't keep passing it all up.

[phalanges_d]

haha yes! Please do! :P

[scifi_mel]

This is AMAZING Crack!!! OMGs you made me laugh so hard!!!!

all it ever does is make her start yelling “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD” SOOO funny!!! Is it wrong that I can totally see them having that argument?

Probably shouldn’t have giggled so hard when he said “dipstick.” Or “pole.” *gg*

SOOO funny!!! That was hilarious.

[pocochina]

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD was totally where the whole thing started back on the comment thread. So. I can see it too.

I'm so glad you liked it!

[nicole_anell]

(well, Baltar was moaning “OH, GOD, I HAVE DISPLEEEEEEEEEEEEASED YOU,” Six and Laura were yelling)

Erased the survivor count and wrote GAIUS+FELIX 4EVA!!!! all over the board. Six was PISSED. I think she has robot PMS.

Who swears blood vengeance on a post-it? Ooooh, I’m quaking in my boots now. Nerd.

Then Lee started yelling “I’M KING OF ALL THE PIIIIIIILOOOOOOOOOTS!”

I LOL'd. And LOL'd and LOL'd some more.

[pocochina]

Your icon is starting the giggles all over again. I love it.

INEPT TEEN REBEL LEE IS THE BEST LEE.

:)