Apparently I have not updated since April. I knew it had been awhile but I didn't realize I had fallen that far off the face of the Earth ( Read more... )

I think my boobs are crooked today ( Read more... )

my grandpa died on Sunday. it was kinda weird because I was literally in the car an hour from San Diego going to see him. He loved the lord so much that it is really kinda awesome that he died on Easter. It also brought the family together when we weren't going to be. The funeral is on Monday ( Read more... )

Today I went to Home Depot and a man named Todd who is 50 years old and has his own business making websites hit on me.

LA is great for the self esteem. haha

My last washing machine had a thing that you put your laundry detergency in and then right next to it you could put your fabric softener. So to my shock these washers don't have that (not really shocking but you know ( Read more... )

let me tell you about the guy with one glass eyeball ( Read more... )

i shrunk my left shoe
which is just funny

Carlos, the security guard, who apparently danced Samba professionally at some point in his life has decided that he is going to teach me to Salsa and take me out to clubs.

which is even funnier

today was a good day :)

so I was doing laundry ( Read more... )

this is one of those things that every person just absolutely needs! If only you could see the photo ( Read more... )

ok, first I'd like to say that this has been a really long day. no matter how many hours I slept yesterday this 4:00 am stuff is just not meant for me. I prefer my 8:30-5 schedule from Bakersfield ( Read more... )