Mar 14, 2008 06:54
let me tell you about the guy with one glass eyeball...
2 weeks ago at work this guy walks in and he's got one glass eyeball. He's like hey heather hey heather his whole donation. He comes up to me at the end and says "you know, me and you have something in common, we're both from Kern county" and I'm like "how did you find that out". He says "I took my glass eye out, put it up to the light and I can read the future and we are going to be married, and if you were mine I would change your name to Heaven because you're heavenly".
Then yesterday he calls my name from across the floor, and I finally went over there and I ask him how he's doing and if he needs anything (because I have to be nice) and he goes "I need you in my life, what do you have a thing against one-eyed bald brothers?"
He'll be back next week i'm sure and it should be amusing.
And then last night I took the lab guys to dinner because of their work during our freezer repair (I was told to). I had went home, changed and came back to work and was waiting for them and the security guard sees my feet and like freaks out about how pretty and clean they are. way weird. and seriously, people don't clean their feet???? that's almost as crazy as the girl from highschool that said my hair smelled nice, I must wash it.
and that's been my week. I need to finish unpacking, I may pay someone to do it soon :-P haha