This isn't how it went?sabinelagrandeOctober 15 2010, 05:17:39 UTC
"Welcome to LOST! I'm your host, Jeff Probst. Today's challenge will be inputting numbers into a hatch while being chased by a smoke monster. The prize will be a year's supply of Dharma brand applesauce and a chance to make out with the contestant of your choice while in some kind of cage. Are the tribes ready?"
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"Sawyer, what did you do to your hair?"
"Aww, Kate, don't worry. It'll grow back." Sawyer deftly wrapped several shorn strands around a pile of twigs. Kate raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah, probably before you finish building that raft."
"It's going to be a ship!"
Locke snorted. "Sawyer was obviously just jealous of my look."
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Sawyer looked sad for a moment. "That polar bear was my constant."
I don't even know how to express how much I love you.
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The smoke monster had found its bride, and they were having a wedding.
"Maybe this is an alternate dimension," suggested the woman with pregnesia.
And no one ever explained the polar bear.
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The end.
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