I have only the vaguest concept of the characters, so attribute these lines as you will. azurelunaticOctober 15 2010, 06:57:34 UTC
"Holy fuck, our plane just crashed!" "How did we get here?" "Never mind how we got here, how do we even survive?" "Let me tell you about my past." "TELL ME LATER WHEN WE'RE NOT RUNNING FROM FUCKING DINOSAURS, WHAT IS THIS, JURASSIC PARK?" "Day 450: still bored. On island. People have died. Sick of coconut." "Am I on crack or is this a Hellmouth?" "Why is all the rum gone?"
Mystery and Lens flaresunnyreaOctober 17 2010, 15:27:21 UTC
"So, we're stuck on an island?" the girl lead said
"Yeah," the doctor guy said.
"Are we dead?" The girl lead said.
"Um... maybe? eventually?" the bad boy guy said.
"And people want to kill us too, dangerous people, and a polar bear, and this black smoke and time travel." the scary used to be in a wheel chair survival guy.
Everyone else: "Can we quit this show?"
Then JJ Abrams appeared.
"MYSTERY AND LENS FLARE! ps- it's purgatory, sort of."
Jack cries a lot while Kate and Sawyer have sex and some guy named Ben watches.
Lucifer and War turn up in the last ten minutes of the show and are brothers and Lucifer's kind of a good guy and War's kind of a bad guy and they play Connect 4 million and then tell Locke he's king of the island or something and Jack turns out to have been DEAD ALL ALONG and EVERYONE ELSE IS DEAD TOO and it's just like the ending to Stay only somehow actually good.
Oh, and Charlie died again earlier than the other dead people, and people were very upset, and some guy named Richard made everyone in the whole world gay for him. Then died.
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Sawyer is suckling on Jack’s neck while a scream is heard in the distance.
“Wait,” Jack tries to get up. “Did someone die?”
“We can’t die,” Sawyer pushes Jack back down. “We’re the main characters.”
“Wait,” Jack says resisting again. “What about Kate?”
“What about her, Sugar? I got enough lovin’ for the both of you.”
“This doesn’t make sense.”
“The ficcers make more sense than TPTB.”
“Aaaaahhh!” Jack throws his head back. He does have to admit, he doesn’t care if this makes sense or not, this feels so much better.
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"How did we get here?"
"Never mind how we got here, how do we even survive?"
"Let me tell you about my past."
"TELL ME LATER WHEN WE'RE NOT RUNNING FROM FUCKING DINOSAURS, WHAT IS THIS, JURASSIC PARK?"
"Day 450: still bored. On island. People have died. Sick of coconut."
"Am I on crack or is this a Hellmouth?"
"Why is all the rum gone?"
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The last two lines killed me. *is ded*
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"Yeah," the doctor guy said.
"Are we dead?" The girl lead said.
"Um... maybe? eventually?" the bad boy guy said.
"And people want to kill us too, dangerous people, and a polar bear, and this black smoke and time travel." the scary used to be in a wheel chair survival guy.
Everyone else: "Can we quit this show?"
Then JJ Abrams appeared.
"MYSTERY AND LENS FLARE! ps- it's purgatory, sort of."
The End.
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Lucifer and War turn up in the last ten minutes of the show and are brothers and Lucifer's kind of a good guy and War's kind of a bad guy and they play Connect 4 million and then tell Locke he's king of the island or something and Jack turns out to have been DEAD ALL ALONG and EVERYONE ELSE IS DEAD TOO and it's just like the ending to Stay only somehow actually good.
Oh, and Charlie died again earlier than the other dead people, and people were very upset, and some guy named Richard made everyone in the whole world gay for him. Then died.
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