"I expect we're in some sort of epic yet subdued conflict over the soul of this island," said Jack.
"Yep," said Locke.
Dominic Monaghan staggered by. "How can there be no heroin here?" he cried.
"Hush," said a blonde chick. "I will heal you of your addiction through the power of love, and also this infant."
Meanwhile, on the other side of the island, Sawyer was using his permanently moist hair to great effect to woo Dr. Elizabeth Burke. "Dr. Elizabeth Burke, I understand you are the biggest badass on this show ever," said Sawyer. "We should bone."
Dr. Elizabeth Burke grabbed a gun and shot a polar bear. "That's something you don't see every day," she drawled.
Sawyer looked sad for a moment. "That polar bear was my constant."
"Numbers! Numbers are somehow important!" said Hurley.
And then all of a sudden, everybody was in the normal world. "Is this real? Or is the island real?" asked everyone.
"Surely the part of the show without a smoke monster is real," replied the audience.
"That's cool," said Locke. "I am a man of faith!"
"I expect we're in some sort of epic yet subdued conflict over the soul of this island," said Jack.
"Yep," said Locke.
Dominic Monaghan staggered by. "How can there be no heroin here?" he cried.
"Hush," said a blonde chick. "I will heal you of your addiction through the power of love, and also this infant."
Meanwhile, on the other side of the island, Sawyer was using his permanently moist hair to great effect to woo Dr. Elizabeth Burke. "Dr. Elizabeth Burke, I understand you are the biggest badass on this show ever," said Sawyer. "We should bone."
Dr. Elizabeth Burke grabbed a gun and shot a polar bear. "That's something you don't see every day," she drawled.
Sawyer looked sad for a moment. "That polar bear was my constant."
"Numbers! Numbers are somehow important!" said Hurley.
And then all of a sudden, everybody was in the normal world. "Is this real? Or is the island real?" asked everyone.
"Surely the part of the show without a smoke monster is real," replied the audience.
"I'm not so sure! MAN OF FAITH," said Locke.
"WE HAVE TO GO BACK," cried Jack.
Something about purgatory. The end.
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Sawyer looked sad for a moment. "That polar bear was my constant."
I don't even know how to express how much I love you.
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