Here's the conversation I did NOT have in the parking garage today:
Random Nosy Stranger sees me hit the elevator button whilst on floor 2.
RNS: It's only one flight!
PRHM: Oh, wow, I'm sorry. So how's your asthma today?
RNS: What? I don't have asthma.
PRHM: Well, it must not be bothering you, then. How much are you carrying, there?
RNS: Just a
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